Being a goddess can be such a boar
5
23 min
Model and Page 3 favourite Keeley Hazell thinks she's solved all her problems by taking up an unexpectedly high-brow hobby: translating Latin. The language has given her magical powers, enabling her to ward-off the frenzied attention of her adoring fans, and the British Library offers an ideal refuge from the hordes. But when she meets Adam, the one Sun-reader in the country she hadn't bargained for, Keeley is given a lesson in not judging books by their covers. Her journey of discovery will reveal just how far she's come to rely on the advantages of fame. A warped retelling of Ovid's most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society's obsession with the image.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Keeley Hazell | Keeley | Unowned | |
Ukweli Roach | Adam | Unowned | |
Will Smith | Simon | Unowned | |
Sam Blackmore | Jakey the Builder | Unowned | |
Lucy Cudden | Phone messages | Unowned | |
Jot Davies | Phone messages | Unowned | |
Melody Grove | Narrator | Unowned | |
Marina Hayter | Suzanne the Librarian | Unowned | |
Michael Grady-Hall | George | Unowned | |
Peter F. Gardiner | Roadwork | Unowned | |
Matt McCooey | Phone messages | Unowned | |
Amanda Morgan | Phone messages | Unowned |