The straightest of guys. The bendiest of roads. The Most incredible journey.
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48 min
Zack McHammertime's lifelong dream of becoming rich and famous just might come true as iCONS, a local singing competition, promises its victor $100 billion. To mask his total lack of talent, Zack hires backstory-less friends(?) Troy McDropthebass and Danny McMotorboat, as well as 6 foot 3-year old orphan Chad McCoolkid to form the greatest boyband the world has ever known: Four Straight Guys.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Alasdair Lindsay | Zack McHammertime (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Matthew Vivian | Danny McMotorboat (uncredited) / Chad's Mum | Unowned |
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Josh Harper | Troy McDropthebass (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Ali Keeling | Chad McCoolkid (uncredited) | Unowned |
| John Broad | Big "BJ" John | Unowned | |
| Nick Tovey | iCONs Audition Judge / iCONs Finalist | Unowned | |
| Emmanuelle Ford | Fourth Straight Guy | Unowned | |
| Ketziah Broad | Fourth Straight Guy | Unowned | |
| Jon Hawkins | iCONs Car Park Attendant | Unowned | |
| Meg Brittle | iCONs Finalist | Unowned | |
| Keren Smith | iCONs Finalist (as Keren Broad) | Unowned | |
| Esther Richards | iCONs Finalist (as Esther Norris) | Unowned |