The Silence of the Hams
Ezio Greggio1994-03-11
Stark, raving comedy.
4.841
81 min
Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about the Psycho Killer, Jo is forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend Jane Wine has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm, caused mostly by a special effects crew behind her car, and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Ezio Greggio | Antonio Motel | Unowned |
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Dom DeLuise | Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza | Unowned |
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Billy Zane | Jo Dee Foster | The Free Refills |
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Joanna Pacula | Lily Wine | Unowned |
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Charlene Tilton | Jane Wine | Unowned |
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Martin Balsam | Det. Martin Balsam | Unowned |
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Stuart Pankin | Insp. Pete Putrid | Unowned |
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John Astin | The Ranger | Unowned |
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Phyllis Diller | Old Secretary | Unowned |
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Bubba Smith | Olaf | Unowned |
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Larry Storch | Sergeant | Unowned |
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Rip Taylor | Mr. Laurel | Unowned |
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Shelley Winters | Mrs. Motel (The Mother) | Unowned |
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Nedra Volz | Ranger's Wife | Unowned |
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Andre Rosey Brown | Motorcycle Cop | Unowned |
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Henry Silva | Police Chief | Unowned |
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Marshall Bell | Cross Dressing Agent | Unowned |
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Lee Allan | Agent #1 | Unowned |
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Sal Landi | Agent #2 | Unowned |
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Pat Rick | President Bill Clinton | Unowned |
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Tony Cox | Dwarf Guard | Unowned |
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Joe Dante | Dying Man | Unowned |
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John Carpenter | Trenchcoat Man / Gimp | Unowned |
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Irwin Keyes | Guard | Unowned |
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Eddie Deezen | Video Cameraman | Unowned |
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Ken Davitian | Luciano Pavarotti | Unowned |
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Peter DeLuise | Checkout Guard | Unowned |
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John Landis | FBI Agent | Unowned |
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David DeLuise | Policeman #1 | Unowned |
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Al Ruscio | Phillip Morris | Unowned |
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Dom Irrera | Gas Station Attendant | Unowned |
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Lance Kinsey | Investigating Officer | Unowned |
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Shelly Desai | Trick | Unowned |
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Lonnie Burr | Drunk | Unowned |
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Debra Christofferson | Misery Woman | Unowned |
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Linda Lutz | Housedress Woman | Unowned |
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Rudy De Luca | Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac | Unowned |
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Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst | Beautiful Woman | Unowned |
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Jeff Celentano | Agent | Unowned |
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Raymond Serra | Agent Prostitute #1 | Unowned |
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Daniel McVicar | Forensics Expert | Unowned |
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Wilhelm von Homburg | Maitre 'D | Unowned |
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John Roarke | Ex-President George Bush | Unowned |
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Jeff Bright | Mummy | Unowned |
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Kimber Sissons | Push-Up Lady | Unowned |
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Lynn Shirey | First Lady Hillary Clinton | Unowned |
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John Fadule | Policeman #2 | Unowned |
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Seifullah Ziyad II | Michael Jackson | Unowned |
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Jim Maniaci | Rape Culturist #1 | Unowned |
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Manny Molina | Rape Culturist #2 | Unowned |
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Robert Muse | Agent Prostitute #2 | Unowned |
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Lana Schwab | Nurse | Unowned |
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Matteo Molinari | Bellboy | Unowned |
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Rino Piccolo | Ambulance Driver | Unowned |
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Mel Brooks | Checkout Guest (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Ray S. Ellerbe | Agent (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Cornelia Johnsson | Sharon Bone (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Angela Masini | Fat Woman (uncredited) | Unowned |