Pay to check in... pray to check out!
6.045
86 min
Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
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Rik Mayall | Richie Twat | Unowned |
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Adrian Edmondson | Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba | Unowned |
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Bill Nighy | Mr. Johnson | Zac E. Chan |
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Kate Ashfield | Mrs. Hardy | Unowned |
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Steven O'Donnell | Chef | Unowned |
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Fenella Fielding | Mrs. Foxfur | Unowned |
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Vincent Cassel | Gino Bolognese | Goutbreak |
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Hélène Mahieu | Gina Carbonara | Unowned |
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Simon Pegg | Mr. Nice | Unowned |
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Lisa Palfrey | Mrs. Nice | Unowned |
| Joe Hughes | Damien Nice | Unowned | |
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Jessica Mann | Charlene Nice | Unowned |
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James D'Arcy | Young Groom | Unowned |
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Kate Loustau | Young Bride | Unowned |
| Charles Cartmell | Newscaster | Unowned | |
| Paul Garcia | Screen Lover | Unowned | |
| Richard Hammatt | Truck Driver #1 | Unowned | |
| Bob Mason | Chatty Worker | Unowned | |
| Phillip Lester | Sickly Worker | Unowned | |
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Richard Strange | Worried Worker | Unowned |
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David Sibley | Intimidating Man | Unowned |
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Emma Pierson | Saucy Wood Nymph | Unowned |
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Sophia Myles | Saucy Wood Nymph | Unowned |
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Anna Madeley | Saucy Wood Nymph | Unowned |
| Abbe Muschallik | Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Nina Muschallik | Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited) | Unowned |