Spy Hard
Rick Friedberg1996-05-24
All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.
5.4
81 min
The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Leslie Nielsen | Dick Steele | Unowned |
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Nicollette Sheridan | Veronique Ukrinsky | Unowned |
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Charles Durning | The Director | Unowned |
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Marcia Gay Harden | Miss Cheevus | Zac E. Chan |
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Barry Bostwick | Norman Coleman | Unowned |
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Andy Griffith | General Rancor | Unowned |
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Stephanie Romanov | Victoria / Barbara Dahl | Unowned |
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Talisa Soto | Desiree More | Unowned |
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Robert Guillaume | Agent Steve Bishop | Unowned |
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Carl Ciarfalio | Thug #1 | Unowned |
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Keith Campbell | Thug #2 | Unowned |
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Esau McKnight | Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone | Unowned |
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Taylor Negron | Painter | Unowned |
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'Weird Al' Yankovic | Himself | Unowned |
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Alex Trebek | Agency Tape Recorder (Voice) | Unowned |
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Mr. T | Helicopter Pilot | Unowned |
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Ray Charles | Busdriver | Unowned |
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Joyce Brothers | Steele's Tag Team Member | Unowned |
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Hulk Hogan | Steele's Other Tag Team Member | Unowned |
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Pat Morita | Brian, Waiter in Restaurant | Unowned |
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Elizabeth Kaitan | Helicopter Ticket Agent | Unowned |
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Alexandra Paul | Woman in Murphy Bed | Unowned |
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Michael Berryman | Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask | Unowned |
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Eddie Deezen | Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On | Unowned |
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John Kassir | Rancor Guard at Intercom | Unowned |
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John Ales | Kabul | Unowned |
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Elya Baskin | Professor Ukrinsky | Unowned |
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Mason Gamble | McCluckey | Unowned |
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Carlos Lauchu | Slice | Unowned |
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Roger Clinton, Jr. | Agent Clinton | Unowned |
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Robert Culp | Businessman | Unowned |
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Fabio | Fabio | Unowned |
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Curtis Armstrong | Pastry Chef | Unowned |
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Clyde Kusatsu | Noggin | Unowned |
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Diane Klimaszewski | Twin #1 | Unowned |
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Elaine Klimaszewski | Twin #2 | Unowned |
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Tina Arning | Dancer | Unowned |
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Rick Cramer | Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist | Unowned |
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Brad Garrett | Short Rancor Guard (Voice) | Unowned |
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Kelly Lange | Kelly Lange | Unowned |
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Thuy Trang | Manicurist | Unowned |
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Austin Kottke | Boy with Balloons | Unowned |
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Reid Worthington | Balloon-Popping Boy | Unowned |
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Shari Shattuck | Stewardess | Unowned |
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Downtown Julie Brown | Cigarette Girl | Unowned |
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Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis | Guard at Rocket (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Katherine Moffat | Agent Moffat | Unowned |
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Linda Harmon | Singing Nun | Unowned |