Mortuary Academy

Michael Schroeder
1988-05-08

You're Dead. They're Delighted.
3.3
87 min

"Police Academy" clone, about some nerds who inherit an academy for morticians, which is run by a corrupt closet necropheliac. Of course, the most incompetent students possible are accepted, so that the academy will fail, and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.

Cast

Name Character Team
Paul Bartel Paul Truscott Unowned
Mary Woronov Mary Purcell Unowned
Perry Lang Sam Grimm Unowned
Tracey Walter Don Dickson Unowned
Christopher Atkins Max Grimm Unowned
Lynn Danielson-Rosenthal Valerie Levitt Unowned
Stoney Jackson James Dandridge Unowned
Anthony James Abbott Smith Unowned
Wolfman Jack Bernie Berkowitz Unowned
Cesar Romero Ship's Captain Unowned
Richard Kennedy George Miller Esq. Unowned
Gary Veney Mailman Unowned
Bruce Wagner Schuyler Unowned
James Daughton Yuppie at Car Lot Unowned
Megan Blake Tammy Unowned
Dona Speir Nurse Unowned
Kymberly Paige Nurse Unowned
Rebekka Armstrong Nurse Unowned
Laurie Ann Carr Nurse Unowned
Nedra Volz Helen Unowned
Zane W. Levitt Baby Casket Creditor Unowned
Bill Kerr Brody Unowned
Mark Hammond Larry Hirsch Unowned
Cheryl Starbuck Linda Hollyhead Unowned
Brian Cole Randy Unowned
Vance Colvig Uncle Willard Unowned
Barbara Sands Mrs. Feuer Unowned
Gregory R. Wolf Tony Unowned
Jeff Thiel Sean O'Rourke Unowned
James Thiel Mick O'Rourke Unowned
Juney Ellis Widow Unowned
Kimberly Ann Evans Skating Waitress Unowned
Paul Capp Beach Yuppie Unowned
J. Greg De Felice Beach Yuppie Unowned
Adam Englund Beach Yuppie Unowned
Brent Haleen Beach Yuppie Unowned
Vickie Benson Salesgirl Unowned
Tamayo Otsuki Nancy Nissan Unowned
Karen Lorre Christie Doll Unowned
Dafna Law Bereaved Fan Unowned
Fred Pierce Vacuum Salesman Unowned
Charles Gherardi Mr. Harding Unowned
Chris Hebert Ben Biallystock Unowned
Michael Jason Rosen Ben's Brother Unowned
Bob Tzudiker Mr. Biallystock Unowned
Bobbi Pavis Sexy Dancer Unowned
Leisa Washington Lady Caterer Unowned
Paul F. Antonelli Radio Werewolf Unowned
Evil Wilhelm Radio Werewolf Unowned
Nikolas Schreck Radio Werewolf Unowned
James "Filth" Collord Radio Werewolf Unowned