You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Dennis Dugan2008-06-05
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
5.711
113 min
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Adam Sandler | Zohan Dvir | The Free Refills |
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Emmanuelle Chriqui | Dalia Hakbarah | Unowned |
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John Turturro | Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah | Goutbreak |
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Nick Swardson | Michael Klayman | Unowned |
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Lainie Kazan | Gail Klayman | Unowned |
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Rob Schneider | Salim Yousfobdal | Unowned |
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Kevin Nealon | Kevin | Unowned |
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Mariah Carey | Mariah Carey | Unowned |
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Yamit Sol | Dorit | Unowned |
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Adria Tennor | Kids' Salon Owner | Unowned |
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Daoud Heidami | Nasi | Unowned |
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Dave Matthews | James T. O'Skanlon | Unowned |
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Charlotte Rae | Mrs. Greenhouse | Unowned |
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Michael Buffer | Grant Walbridge | Unowned |
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Ido Mosseri | Oori Shulimson | Unowned |
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Sayed Badreya | Hamdi | Unowned |
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Robert Smigel | Yosi | Unowned |
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Ido Mor | Hassan | Unowned |
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Donna Feldman | Michal | Unowned |
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Norma Michaels | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Danny A. Abeckaser | Ze'ev | Unowned |
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Bunny Levine | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Bruce Vilanch | Bruce Vilanch | Unowned |
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John McEnroe | John McEnroe | Unowned |
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Dina Doron | Zohan's Mother | Unowned |
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Shelley Berman | Zohan's Father | Unowned |
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Chris Rock | Taxi Driver | Calvin and Nobbs |
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John Paul DeJoria | Paul Mitchell | Unowned |
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Alec Mapa | Claude | Unowned |
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Ahmed Ahmed | Waleed | Unowned |
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Ben Wise | Yitzhak | Unowned |
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John Farley | Tom | Unowned |
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Yossi Marshek | Pinchas | Unowned |
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Guri Weinberg | Aharon | Unowned |
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Mousa Kraish | Bashir | Unowned |
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Roni Levy | Ephraim | Unowned |
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Reuven Bar-Yotam | Levi | Unowned |
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Barry Livingston | Gray Kleibolt | Unowned |
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Rick Gifford | Philip | Unowned |
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Daniel Browning Smith | Real Estate Agent | Unowned |
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Tyler Spindel | Doorman | Unowned |
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Julia Lea Wolov | Mariah's Assistant | Unowned |
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Dana Goodman | Mariah's Assistant | Unowned |
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Todd Holland | Fred | Unowned |
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Kevin Grady | Coleman | Unowned |
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Bobby Tisdale | Skizzy | Unowned |
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Herzl Tobey | Commander | Unowned |
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Ori Pfeffer | Second Commander | Unowned |
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Alex Luria | Koby | Unowned |
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Guy Oseary | Avi | Unowned |
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Yinon Sapir | Danny | Unowned |
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Naama Nativ | Sara | Unowned |
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Dennis Dugan | Homeless Guy | Unowned |
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Gerry Del Sol | Exploded Shop Owner | Unowned |
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Shulie Cowen | Debbie | Unowned |
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Maysoon Zayid | Nadira | Unowned |
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Helen Siff | Mrs. Skitzer | Unowned |
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Cynthia Frost | Mrs. Paulson | Unowned |
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Anna Berger | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Susan Grace | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Marjorie Loomis | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Carol Schlanger | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Edith S. Wolfrey | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Phoebe Dorin | Older Lady in Salon | Unowned |
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Lina So | Hip Salon Receptionist | Unowned |
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Eloise DeJoria | Blonde at Salon | Unowned |
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Vanessa Long | Catty Hairdresser | Unowned |
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Donielle Artese | African American Salon Owner | Unowned |
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Blake Bertrand | Little Boy | Unowned |
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Sidney Ganis | Doctor | Unowned |
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Laurie Meghan Phelps | Plus Size Girl at Disco | Unowned |
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Kenneth Greenaway | DJ | Unowned |
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Constance Barron | First Woman in Cab | Unowned |
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Kristen Lowman | First Woman in Cab | Unowned |
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Penelope Windust | Second Woman in Cab | Unowned |
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Kathleen Noone | Second Woman in Cab | Unowned |
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Christopher Innvar | Angry Tall Driver | Unowned |
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Ray Garvey | Truck Driver | Unowned |
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Barbara Ann Davison | Dog Owner | Unowned |
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Eric Lamonsoff | Hamdi's Passenger | Unowned |
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Connor Wiles | Boy Customer | Unowned |
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Jennifer De Minco | Arguing Female Customer | Unowned |
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Nicole Bennett | Walbridge's Girlfriend | Unowned |
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Edmund Lyndeck | Pharmacist | Unowned |
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Lily Javaherpour | Inaz | Unowned |
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Kristina Haddad | Hamdi's Wife (voice) | Unowned |
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Larry Marko | Phantom's Trainer | Unowned |
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Anne Marie Howard | Reporter | Unowned |
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Veerta Motiani | Beach Girl | Unowned |
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Billy Concha | Kayaker | Unowned |
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Marco Khan | Terrorist with Hand | Unowned |
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Sam Sagheb | Disco Merchant | Unowned |
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Latif Marotti | Disco Merchant | Unowned |
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Christian Reeve | Disco Merchant | Unowned |
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Aesop Aquarian | Rabbi | Unowned |
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Michelle Arenal | Girl on Zohan's Shoulders | Unowned |
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Jordan Ashbrook | Hot Girl in Club | Unowned |
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Moran Atias | Eti | Unowned |
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Ashley Ausburn | Girl at Mall | Unowned |
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Barbara Jean Barrielle | Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Mike Basone | Isreali Fan | Unowned |
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Mike Batayeh | Fry Cook | Unowned |
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Robert Benny | Autograph Seeker #1 | Unowned |
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Denise Bradley | Hackey Sack Enthusiast | Unowned |
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Guile Branco | Isreali Soldier | Unowned |
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Lamar Brown | Businessman | Unowned |
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Melanie Bulujian | Isreali Dancer | Unowned |
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Monica Cabral | Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl | Unowned |
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Kevin Cannon | Times Square Crazy Man | Unowned |
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Ella Christopher | Phantom's Wife | Unowned |
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Nick Clark | Nick | Unowned |
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Cheryl Cosenza | Ribbon Cutting Girl | Unowned |
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Rossie Cottrell | Phantom's Wife | Unowned |
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John Dardenne | Isreali Hacky Sack Fan | Unowned |
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Joseph DeLuca | Hot Dog Vendor | Unowned |
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Kendall Draughn | Picnic Girl | Unowned |
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John Duerler | Electronic Store Customer | Unowned |
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Marshall Factora | Airline Terminal Passenger | Unowned |
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Eric Feliciano | Isreali Fan | Unowned |
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Ian Fisher | Disco Merchant | Unowned |
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Anna Garcia Williams | Phantom's Wife | Unowned |
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Leslie Garza | Disco Hip Girl | Unowned |
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Jessica Mei Gershen | Girl in Club | Unowned |
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Nikki Giavasis | Waitress | Unowned |
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Ronald E. Giles | Commuter | Unowned |
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Sharlene Grover | Isreali Soldier | Unowned |
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Sepideh Haftgoli | Isreali Soldier | Unowned |
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Zahra Heydari | Dalohan Receptionist | Unowned |
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Seth Howard | Party Guy | Unowned |
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Kevin James | Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge | Unowned |
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Paul Jeans | Hotel Manager | Unowned |
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Dave Johnson | Spectator | Unowned |
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Todd Justin | Nightclub Bouncer | Unowned |
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Sam Kalidi | Amir | Unowned |
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Sona Karia | Reporter | Unowned |
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Rock Kohli | Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech | Unowned |
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Mark Kubr | Criminal #3 | Unowned |
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Timothy Dean Lee | Shocked Businessman | Unowned |
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Paula Lemes | Go Go Dancer | Unowned |
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Bernadette Lords | Businesswoman | Unowned |
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Anthony Martins | Arab #3 | Unowned |
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Roni Meron | Hot Girl / Waitress | Unowned |
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Nicole Montano | Cheerleader | Unowned |
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Rachael Murphy | Girl in Club | Unowned |
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Bibiana Navas | Phantom's Wife | Unowned |
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Christina Neferis | Hacky Sack Fan | Unowned |
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Adam Ohl | Street Merchant | Unowned |
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John Radcliff | Redneck Posse Man #2 | Unowned |
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Klavdia Ramnareine | The Hot Chick | Unowned |
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Deborah Rombaut | Snooty French Girl at the Club | Unowned |
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Sandra Rosko | Middle Eastern Girl | Unowned |
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Rob Shapiro | Score Keeper | Unowned |
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Mikael Sharafyan | Fan in the Crowd | Unowned |
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Jhennah Sinclaire | Dancer | Unowned |
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Terrie Snell | Woman in Beauty Shop | Unowned |
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Chris Spinelli | Angry Palestinian | Unowned |
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Riley Thomas Stewart | Little Boy #2 | Unowned |
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Lee Stickler | Isreali Soldier | Unowned |
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Sarah Stringer | Party Goer | Unowned |
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Christa Texeira | Ruth | Unowned |
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Keana Texeira | Rock-throwing Girl | Unowned |
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Seth Texeira | Zeb | Unowned |
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Sophie Texeira | Alena | Unowned |
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Ryan Phillip Thomas | Angry Palestinian | Unowned |
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Gina Tleel | Shopper | Unowned |
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Uzimann | Cafe Customer | Unowned |
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Kevin van Doorslaer | Isreali Soldier | Unowned |
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Dave Vij | Disco-Tech | Unowned |
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Holly Weber | Girlfriend | Unowned |
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Molly Weiner | Salon Patron | Unowned |
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Joe Van Wie | Hot Dog Patron | Unowned |
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Henry Winkler | Limousine Passenger | Unowned |
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Saye Yabandeh | Girlfriend | Unowned |
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Julius Zagon | Ukrossi | Unowned |
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David Zahedian | Phantom's Best Friend | Unowned |
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Betty Murphy | Mrs. Haines | Unowned |
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George Takei | George Takei | Unowned |
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Dianne Perry Dowler | Phantom's Wife | Unowned |
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Maite Garcia | Phantom's Wife (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Sadie Sandler | Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited) | Unowned |