You may die from laughter. Or dysentery.
4.3
82 min
A crazy group of pioneers brave the harsh elements and numerous mishaps to travel thousands of miles out west to find a place to call home.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Sean Astin | Narrator | Unowned |
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Mallory Everton | Cora / Townswoman | Unowned |
| Whitney Call | Robert Failure Gladstone / Charlotte / Temperance | Unowned | |
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Matthew Meese | Captain Evander Lillianquist / Willy / Flour Man / Jeff | Unowned |
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Jason Gray | Chesterton / Doctor / Proprietor / Kit Carson | Unowned |
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Natalie Madsen | Aveline / Madam Molly | Unowned |
| Stephen Meek | Elijah / William / Thirsty Man | Unowned | |
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Stacey Harkey | Terrence / Clarence / Fan #2 / The Ringmaster | Unowned |
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Jeremy Warner | Hank / The Lion | Unowned |
| Adam Berg | Percival / Polio Joe / Henry / Billy / Mime | Unowned | |
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James Perry | Angus / Julian / Johnny River / Fan #1 / Porch Man / Papa | Unowned |
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Matt Moen | Strongman | Unowned |
| Ruth Clarke | Johnny River Sr. | Unowned | |
| Molly Schofield | Sarah Jenkins | Unowned | |
| Macy Knapp | Teen Aveline | Unowned | |
| Miley Knapp | Young Aveline | Unowned | |
| Sonja Call | Grandma Jenkins | Unowned | |
| Alan Call | Grandpa Jenkins | Unowned | |
| Cruz Jolley | Jenkins Boy | Unowned | |
| Asher Chappell | Glenn the Ranch Hand | Unowned | |
| Chris Dwight | Assassin | Unowned | |
| Bryson Alejandro | Simon Bolivar | Unowned | |
| Chase Montierth | Poor Chap Elijah Refused to Carry Across the River | Unowned | |
| Lorymore Warner | First-born Son | Unowned |