If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Mary Bronstein
2025-01-24


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113 min

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Name Character Team
Rose Byrne Linda Calvin and Nobbs
Delaney Quinn Child Unowned
Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring Unowned
A$AP Rocky James Unowned
Ivy Wolk Diana Unowned
Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant Unowned
Conan O'Brien Therapist Unowned
Manu Narayan Landlord Unowned
Danielle Macdonald Caroline Unowned
Eva Kornet Breathworker Unowned
Ella Beatty Kate Unowned
Helen Hong Eva Unowned
Daniel Zolghadri Stephen Calvin and Nobbs
Josh Pais Brad Unowned
Ronald Bronstein Caroline’s Husband Unowned
Laurence Blum Police Officer Unowned
Lark White Vanessa Unowned
Amy Judd Lieberman Melanie Unowned
Char Sidney Nurse Unowned
Jodi Michelle Pynn Nurse Unowned
Christian Slater Father (uncredited) Unowned