Vampire Zombies...from Space!
Michael Stasko2026-01-30
A batty new comedy that's guaranteed to suck!
6
98 min
From the depths of space, Dracula has devised his most dastardly plan yet; turning the residents of the small town of Marlow into his personal army of vampire zombies! A motley crew consisting of a grizzled detective, a rookie cop, a chain-smoking greaser, and a determined young woman band together to save the world from — (see title).
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rashaun Baldeo | Officer James Wallace | Unowned |
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Jessica Antovski | Mary MacDowell | Unowned |
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Judith O'Dea | Vampira | Unowned |
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Lloyd Kaufman | Public Masturbator | Unowned |
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Andrew Bee | Chief Ed Clarke | Unowned |
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David Liebe Hart | Nosferatu | Unowned |
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Simon Reynolds | Col. Harlan Talbit | Unowned |
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Nicholas Shields | Dr. Spice | Unowned |
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Oliver Georgiou | Wayne | Unowned |
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Craig Gloster | Dracula | Unowned |
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Robert Kemeny | Dylan | Unowned |
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Erik Helle | Roy MacDowell | Unowned |
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Mark Lefebvre | Mayor John Douglas | Unowned |
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Jakob Skrzypa | Hankey | Unowned |
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Alex Forman | Elmo | Unowned |
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Tyler Colley | Dink | Unowned |
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Jett Shields | Beta Vampire Zombie | Unowned |
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Bridget Opfer | Jackie Douglas | Unowned |
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Anthony Bonnano | Officer Daniels | Unowned |
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Curtis Coleman | Officer Chuck | Unowned |
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Ed Hooft | Raht Gumms | Unowned |
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Debra Laing | Mrs. Alfonzo | Unowned |
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Catherine Valle-Taylor | Bernice MacDowell | Unowned |
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Shane Nelson | Charlie | Unowned |
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Aidan Coutts | Pete | Unowned |
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Charlotte Bondy | Susan MacDowell | Unowned |
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Martin Ouellette | Coppola's Dracula | Unowned |
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Bob Mero | Ed's Wood & Hardware store clerk | Unowned |
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Cheri Scratch | Phyllis | Unowned |
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Jim Walls | Commander Nikki | Unowned |
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Ron McDermott | Commander Clipper | Unowned |
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Elizabeth Wacheski | Young Mary MacDowell | Unowned |
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Gavin Michael Booth | Vampire Guard #1 | Unowned |
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Kathy Roberts | Vampire Pilot | Unowned |
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Carl Idzinski | Officer Durward | Unowned |
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Heath Camlis | Big City Vampire Zombie | Unowned |
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Kiarra Mclellan | Vampire Zombie | Unowned |
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Abbey O'Connell | Vampire Commander | Unowned |
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Dan MacDonald | Vampire Commander | Unowned |
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Walter Riggi | Bartender | Unowned |
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Angus MacNeil | Marlow County Police Officer | Unowned |
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Nathan Bergs | Marlow County Police Officer | Unowned |
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Dana Cavers | Chained Vampire Zombie | Unowned |
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Michael C. Gwynne | Radio Announcer (voice) | Unowned |
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Paul Forman | Marlow County Police Officer | Unowned |
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Michelle Mainwaring | Scientist #1 | Unowned |
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Chris Pickle | Scientist #2 | Unowned |
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Grace Teskey | Townsperson | Unowned |
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Aaron Fauteux | Vampire Guard #2 | Unowned |
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Patrick vandenEnden | Townsperson | Unowned |