Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rick Cosnett | Ty Kirby | Unowned |
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Chelsea Klikunas | Nora Hayden | Unowned |
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Steve Filice | Narrator (voice) | Unowned |
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Ethan Flower | Commercial VO (voice) | Unowned |
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Chris Burns | Drifter Handyman with Chainsaw | Unowned |
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Frank Roberts | Commercial Host | Unowned |
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Alexandra Aristy | Reality Show Contestant | Unowned |