If you've got an ass...he'll kick it!
6.4
81 min
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Steve Oedekerk | The Chosen One | Unowned | |
Lung Fei | Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage) | Unowned | |
Leo Lee | Young Master Pain | Unowned | |
Hsieh Ling-ling | Ling (archive footage) | Unowned | |
Lau Kar-Wing | Wimp Lo (archive footage) | Unowned | |
Lin Yan | Dying Ling | Unowned | |
Chen Hui-Lou | Master Tang (archive footage) | Unowned | |
Jennifer Tung | Whoa | Unowned | |
Ming Lo | Father | Unowned | |
Peggy Lu | Mother | Unowned | |
Tad Horino | Chew Fat Lip | Unowned | |
Tori Tran | Peasant Woman | Unowned | |
Simon Rhee | Young Master Pain's Henchman | Unowned | |
Joon Kim | Henchman #2 | Unowned | |
Philip Tan | Grilled Face Fighter | Unowned | |
Nasty Nes | Boom Box Henchman | Unowned | |
Chad Stahelski | Masked Fighter | Unowned | |
Michael Li | Stick Fighter #1 | Unowned | |
Jen Sung | Stick Fighter #2 | Unowned | |
Al Goto | Stick Fighter #3 | Unowned | |
Will Leong | Stick Fighter #4 | Unowned | |
Woon Young Park | Lone Fighter | Unowned | |
Hiro Koda | Gang Fighter #1 | Unowned | |
Ron Yuan | Gang Fighter #2 | Unowned | |
David Wald | Gang Fighter #3 | Unowned | |
John Koyama | Gang Fighter #4 | Unowned | |
Jonathan Eusebio | Gang Fighter #5 | Unowned | |
Marcus Young | Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach | Unowned | |
Elsa Cancino | Bikini Fighter | Unowned | |
James Wing Woo | Martial Arts Master #1 | Unowned | |
Charles Park | Martial Arts Master #2 | Unowned | |
Cary Y. Mizobe | Martial Arts Master #3 | Unowned |