If you've got an ass...he'll kick it!
6.366
81 min
A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Steve Oedekerk | The Chosen One | Unowned |
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Lung Fei | Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Leo Lee | Young Master Pain | Unowned |
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Hsieh Ling-ling | Ling (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Lau Kar-Wing | Wimp Lo (archive footage) | Unowned |
Lin Yan | Dying Ling | Unowned | |
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Chen Hui-Lou | Master Tang (archive footage) | Unowned |
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Jennifer Tung | Whoa | Unowned |
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Ming Lo | Father | Unowned |
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Peggy Lu | Mother | Unowned |
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Tad Horino | Chew Fat Lip | Unowned |
Tori Tran | Peasant Woman | Unowned | |
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Simon Rhee | Young Master Pain's Henchman | Unowned |
Joon Kim | Henchman #2 | Unowned | |
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Philip Tan | Grilled Face Fighter | Unowned |
Nasty Nes | Boom Box Henchman | Unowned | |
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Chad Stahelski | Masked Fighter | Unowned |
Michael Li | Stick Fighter #1 | Unowned | |
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Jen Sung | Stick Fighter #2 | Unowned |
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Al Goto | Stick Fighter #3 | Unowned |
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Will Leong | Stick Fighter #4 | Unowned |
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Woon Young Park | Lone Fighter | Unowned |
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Hiro Koda | Gang Fighter #1 | Unowned |
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Ron Yuan | Gang Fighter #2 | Unowned |
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David Wald | Gang Fighter #3 | Unowned |
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John Koyama | Gang Fighter #4 | Unowned |
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Jonathan Eusebio | Gang Fighter #5 | Unowned |
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Marcus Young | Gang Fighter with Hole in Stomach | Unowned |
Elsa Cancino | Bikini Fighter | Unowned | |
James Wing Woo | Martial Arts Master #1 | Unowned | |
Charles Park | Martial Arts Master #2 | Unowned | |
Cary Y. Mizobe | Martial Arts Master #3 | Unowned |