Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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'Weird Al' Yankovic | George Newman | Unowned |
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Kevin McCarthy | R.J. Fletcher | Unowned |
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Michael Richards | Stanley Spadowski | Unowned |
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David Bowe | Bob | Unowned |
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Stanley Brock | Harvey Bilchik | Unowned |
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Anthony Geary | Philo | Unowned |
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Trinidad Silva | Raul Hernandez | Unowned |
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Gedde Watanabe | Kuni | Unowned |
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Billy Barty | Noodles MacIntosh | Unowned |
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John Paragon | Richard Fletcher | Unowned |
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Fran Drescher | Pamela Finklestein | Unowned |
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Sue Ane Langdon | Esther Bilchik | Unowned |
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David Proval | Head Thug | Unowned |
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Grant James | Killer Thug | Unowned |
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Victoria Jackson | Teri | Unowned |
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Emo Philips | Joe Earley | Unowned |
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Jay Levey | Gandhi | Unowned |
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Lou B. Washington | Cameraman | Unowned |
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Vance Colvig | Bum | Unowned |
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Nik Hagler | FCC Man | Unowned |
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Robert K. Weiss | Bartender | Unowned |
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Eldon G. Hallum | Spatula Husband | Unowned |
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Sherry Engstrom | Spatula Wife | Unowned |
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Sara Allen | Spatula Neighbor | Unowned |
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Bob Hungerford | Sy Greenblum | Unowned |
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John Cadenhead | Crazy Ernie | Unowned |
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Francis M. Carlson | Blind Man | Unowned |
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Ivan Green | Earl Ramsey | Unowned |
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Adam Maras | Joel Miller | Unowned |
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Travis Knight | Billy | Unowned |
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Joseph Witt | Little Weasel | Unowned |
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Tony Frank | Teri's Father | Unowned |
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Billie Lee Thrash | Teri's Mother | Unowned |
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Barry Friedman | Fletcher Cronie #1 | Unowned |
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Kevin Roden | Fletcher Cronie #2 | Unowned |
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Lisa R. Stefanic | Phyllis Weaver | Unowned |
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Nancy Johnson | Big Edna | Unowned |
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Debbie Mathieu | Betty | Unowned |
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Wilma Jeanne Cummins | Little Old Lady | Unowned |
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Cliff Stephens | Animal Deliveyman | Unowned |
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Jim West | Band: Guitar | Unowned |
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Steve Jay | Band: Bass Guitar | Unowned |
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Jon Schwartz | Band: Drums | Unowned |
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Kim Bullard | Band: Keyboards | Unowned |
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Barry Hansen | Whipped Cream Eater | Unowned |
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Bob Maras | Thug #3 | Unowned |
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George Fisher | Thug #4 | Unowned |
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Tony Salome | Guide #1 | Unowned |
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Joe Restivo | Guide #2 | Unowned |
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Charles Marsh | Yodeler | Unowned |
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Belinda Bauer | Mud Wrestler | Unowned |
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Patrick Thomas O'Brien | Satan | Unowned |
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Roger Callard | Conan the Librarian | Unowned |
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Robert Frank | Timid Man | Unowned |
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Jeff Maynard | Boy with Books | Unowned |
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M.G. Kelly | Promo Announcer (voice) | Unowned |
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Jay Gardner | Promo Announcer (voice) | Unowned |
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John Harlan | Promo Announcer (voice) | Unowned |
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Jim Rose | Promo Announcer (voice) | Unowned |
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Brian Routh | Harry Kipper | Unowned |
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Martin von Haselberg | Harry Kipper | Unowned |