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Roy Brush has aspirations to be a great footballer and this seems likely when he scores for England in the European Cup Final. To add to this he becomes a national hero, having seemingly saved a young lad from drowning. But Roy has a secret - he is gay - and the editor of the scurrilous 'Scum' tabloid is making it his business to out him. However, with the help of his manager, Roy can triumph at an inspirational climactic football match, where his tears touch the heart of the nation - and pundit Jimmy Twizzle gets very high on mushroom tea.
Name | Character | Team | |
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Keith Allen | Roy Brush | Unowned | |
Peter Richardson | Kevin | Unowned | |
Antony Sher | Scum Editor | Unowned | |
Chris Hargreaves | Leslie | Unowned | |
Nigel Planer | Club Chairman/Waiter | Unowned | |
Paul Moriarty | Club Manager | Unowned | |
Simon McBurney | Mick | Unowned | |
Sara Stockbridge | Janet | Unowned | |
Robert Carwithen | Terry | Unowned | |
Phil Cornwell | Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy | Unowned | |
William Armstrong | Sports Presenter | Unowned | |
Sandra Voe | Roy's Mother | Unowned | |
Martha Ross | Leslie's Mother | Unowned | |
Mark Caven | Dick Wibbly | Unowned | |
David Cardy | Trevor Moulton | Unowned | |
Gary Beadle | Wazza | Unowned | |
Jimmy Fagg | Lift Man | Unowned | |
Malcolm Hardee | Meat Trade Spokesman | Unowned | |
Neville Watson | Punter in Hotel | Unowned | |
Gavin Watson | Punter in Hotel | Unowned | |
Tom Armstrong | Barman | Unowned | |
Doon Mackichan | Nurse | Unowned | |
Nicole Fitzpatrick | 2nd Nurse | Unowned | |
Fergus McLarnon | Doctor | Unowned | |
Glen Colson | Ambulance Man | Unowned | |
Jonathan Stratt | Doorman | Unowned | |
Bill Russell | Recording Engineer | Unowned | |
Mark Frankyln | DJ | Unowned | |
Jonathan Pearce | Self - Commentator | Unowned | |
Robert Borgars | Footballer | Unowned | |
Pedro Romani | Footballer | Unowned | |
Max Du Sautoy | Footballer | Unowned | |
Ken Darlington | Footballer | Unowned | |
Des Willie | Footballer | Unowned | |
Will Dawes | Footballer | Unowned | |
Ollie Munroe | Footballer | Unowned | |
Terry Sue-Patt | Footballer | Unowned | |
Tom Benson | Footballer | Unowned | |
Lloyd Stanton | Footballer | Unowned | |
Mark Jones | Footballer | Unowned | |
Anthony Darlington | Footballer | Unowned | |
Gavin Rossdale | Footballer | Unowned | |
Steve Witchard | Footballer | Unowned | |
Chris Wainwright | Footballer | Unowned | |
John Dennis | Footballer | Unowned | |
John Robinson | Footballer | Unowned | |
Dan Caute | Footballer | Unowned | |
Saltz | Footballer | Unowned | |
Kit Line | Sponge Man | Unowned | |
Andrée Bernard | Barbie | Unowned | |
Simon Sanders | Smoking Doctor | Unowned |