The Love Guru
Marco Schnabel2008-06-20
His Karma is Huge
4.074
87 min
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Mike Myers | Guru Pitka | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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Jessica Alba | Jane Bullard | Unowned |
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Justin Timberlake | Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé | Unowned |
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Romany Malco | Darren Roanoke | Unowned |
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Meagan Good | Prudence | Unowned |
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John Oliver | Dick Pants | Unowned |
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Verne Troyer | Coach Punch Cherkov | Unowned |
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Manu Narayan | Rajneesh | Unowned |
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Stephen Colbert | Jay Kell | Unowned |
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Jim Gaffigan | Trent Lueders | Unowned |
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Ben Kingsley | Guru Tugginmypuddha | Zac E. Chan |
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Omid Djalili | Guru Satchabigknoba | Unowned |
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Deepak Chopra | Deepak Chopra | Unowned |
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Jessica Simpson | Jessica Simpson | Unowned |
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Ye | Kanye West | Unowned |
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Trevor Heins | Young Pitka | Unowned |
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Samantha Bee | Cinnabon Cashier | Unowned |
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Boyd Banks | EMT | Unowned |
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Rob Huebel | Frat Guy | Unowned |
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Daniel Tosh | Bar Patron | Unowned |
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Rob Blake | Himself | Unowned |
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Telma Hopkins | Lillian Roanoke | Unowned |
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Rob Gfroerer | Sickly Nerd | Unowned |
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Liana Mendoza | Dancer | Unowned |
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Robert Cohen | Nerd | Unowned |
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Linda Kash | Female Reporter | Unowned |
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Bob Bainborough | Assistant Coach | Unowned |
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Gotham Chopra | Deepak Early 20's | Unowned |
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Suresh John | Indian Man | Unowned |
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Jaan Padda | Young Deepak | Unowned |
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Seán Cullen | Referee | Unowned |
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Matt Baram | EMT | Unowned |
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Garry Robbins | Biker | Unowned |
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Peter Schoelier | Uncle Jack | Unowned |
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Ben Gans | Goal Post Judge | Unowned |
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Alexia Filippeos | 11-Year-Old Girl | Unowned |
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Taylor Flood | 11-Year-Old Girl | Unowned |
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Shakti Kupil | Sanjay | Unowned |
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Graham Gordy | DJ | Unowned |
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Jasmin Chase | Puck Bunny | Unowned |
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Jahlani Bishop | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Jahmal Daniel | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Helen Semmunigus | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Donna Ellis | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Jazmine Jeffrey | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Danielle Johnson | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Carlisa Lewis | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Elyssa Marshall | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Jamila Mason | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Nathaniel Robinson | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Adisa Liburd | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Daniel Skeete | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Tierra McRae-Spence | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Kadesha Webb | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Clarice Gillard | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Raemiah Dorrington | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Zoia Davis | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Ashton Williams | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Tyra Jones-Hurst | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Knikole Frans | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Sabrina Morris | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Nadine Muir | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Alpha Kayondo | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Tracey Soman | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Larissa Abrams-Ogg | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Zachary Jones-Hurst | Children's Church Choir | Unowned |
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Krystal Kiran | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Uppekha Jain | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Dani Jazzar | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Frank Bishun | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Karun Pathak | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Sachin Bhatt | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Prosenjit Kundu | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Robert Halley | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Sharat Chawla | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Namita Kapoor | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Shereen Ladha | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Nazneen Irani | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Hetal Patel | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Sharona D'Ornellas | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Michelle Marshall | Oprah Winfrey (voice) | Unowned |
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Mariska Hargitay | Mariska Hargitay (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Val Kilmer | Val Kilmer (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Madhumita Sen | Group Dancer | Unowned |
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Jessica Rotter | Persian Beauty (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Frank Meschkuleit | Additional Performances (puppeteer) | Unowned |