Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Sally Kellerman | Teacher | Unowned |
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Brian Levinson | Little Billy | Unowned |
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Trenton Knight | Young Tommy | Unowned |
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Jon Cryer | Tommy Kazdan | Unowned |
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Paul Gleason | Dad | Unowned |
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Laraine Newman | Mom | Unowned |
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David Schwimmer | Evil Waiter | Unowned |
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Peter Dobson | Student Waiter | Unowned |
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Doug Ellin | Homeless Waiter | Unowned |
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Joe Alaskey | Producer | Unowned |
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Cliff Dorfman | Doorman | Unowned |