Farce of the Penguins
Bob Saget2006-12-01
What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
4
80 min
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Samuel L. Jackson | Narrator (voice) | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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Alyson Hannigan | Hottie Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Bob Saget | Carl (voice) | Unowned |
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Brie Larson | I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice) | The Free Refills |
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Carlos Mencia | Juan Sanchez (voice) | Unowned |
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Dave Coulier | There's No Snow Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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John Stamos | What's Global Warming Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jodie Sweetin | He's So Gross Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Lori Loughlin | Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jason Biggs | Insecure Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jim Belushi | They're all bitches Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Whoopi Goldberg | Helen (voice) | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Damon Wayans | Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Drea de Matteo | Ester (voice) | Unowned |
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Jason Alexander | Penguin on Belly (voice) | Unowned |
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Christina Applegate | Melissa (voice) | Unowned |
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Lewis Black | Jimmy (voice) | Unowned |
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Mario Cantone | Sidney (voice) | Unowned |
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Dane Cook | Online Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Norm Crosby | Carl's Grandfather (voice) | Unowned |
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Cliff Dorfman | Angry Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Adam Duritz | Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Vanessa Evigan | Hilton Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Gilbert Gottfried | Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jim Hazelton | No Personality Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jonathan Katz | Steve the Owl (voice) | Unowned |
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Jamie Kennedy | Jamie (voice) | Unowned |
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David Koechner | Melvin (voice) | Unowned |
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Jon Lovitz | My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Norm Macdonald | Join Twosomes Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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David Michie | Sly Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Mo'Nique | Vicky (voice) | Unowned |
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Tracy Morgan | Marcus (voice) | Unowned |
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Jeff Ross | Funny-Looking Bastard (voice) | Unowned |
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Jonathan Silverman | Seal Critics (voice) | Unowned |
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Nick Simunek | Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Abe Vigoda | Penguin from Boca (voice) | Unowned |
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Rob Weiss | Pissed Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Scott Weinger | Horny Penguin (voice) | Unowned |
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Harvey Fierstein | Sheila (voice) | Unowned |
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Abbey DiGregorio | (voice) | Unowned |