No Sex Please - We're British
Cliff Owen1973-07-25
5
88 min
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Ronnie Corbett | Brian Runnicles | Unowned |
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Beryl Reid | Bertha Hunter | Unowned |
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Arthur Lowe | Mr. Leslie Bromley | Unowned |
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Ian Ogilvy | David Hunter | Unowned |
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Susan Penhaligon | Penny Hunter | Unowned |
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Michael Bates | Mr. Arnold Needham | Unowned |
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Cheryl Hall | Daphne Martin | Unowned |
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David Swift | Inspector Paul | Unowned |
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Deryck Guyler | Park Keeper | Unowned |
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Valerie Leon | Susan | Unowned |
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Margaret Nolan | Barbara | Unowned |
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Gerald Sim | Reverend John Mower | Unowned |
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Michael Robbins | Car Driver | Unowned |
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Frank Thornton | Glass Shop Manager | Unowned |
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Michael Ripper | Traffic Warden | Unowned |
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Lloyd Lamble | American Man | Unowned |
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Mavis Villiers | American Lady | Unowned |
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Sydney Bromley | Rag & Bone Man | Unowned |
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John Bindon | Pete Hunter | Unowned |
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Stephen Greif | Niko | Unowned |
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Brian Wilde | Policeman | Unowned |
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Eric Longworth | Man with Lighter | Unowned |
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Edward Sinclair | Postman | Unowned |
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Fred Griffiths | Delivery Man | Unowned |
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Lucy Griffiths | Spinster Lady | Unowned |
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John Scott Martin | White Line Workman | Unowned |
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Robin Askwith | Baker's Delivery Man | Unowned |
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Bart Allison | Council Workman | Unowned |
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Joe Reah | Drum Major | Unowned |
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Jack Arrow | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Pauline Chamberlain | Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Victor Harrington | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Walter Henry | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Fred Machon | Man at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Pam Rose | Bank Teller (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Guy Standeven | Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited) | Unowned |