Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

Anthony Newley
1969-03-19

Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls.
4.6
107 min

Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

Cast

Name Character Team
Anthony Newley Heironymous Merkin Unowned
Joan Collins Polyester Poontang Unowned
Bruce Forsyth Uncle Limelight Unowned
Milton Berle Goodtime Eddie Filth Unowned
Stubby Kaye Fat Writer Unowned
George Jessel The Presence Unowned
Connie Kreski Mercy Humppe Unowned
Alexander Newley Thaxted Unowned
Tara Newley Thumbelina Unowned
Patricia Hayes Grandma Unowned
Ronald Rubin Skinny Writer Unowned
Louis Negin Producer Peter Unowned
Tom Stern Producer Ron Unowned
Judy Cornwell Filigree Fondle Unowned
Margaret Nolan Little Assistance Unowned
Yolanda Trampolena Whambang Unowned
Lynda Baron Salesgirl Unowned