An American Carol
David Zucker2008-10-03
WARNING! This Movie might be offensive to Righties, All Lefties, Retards, Terrorists, Pacifists, War-Mongers, Believers, the ACLU, Conservatives, Republicans, Democrats, People of Color, Non-Speakers, & Ivy League Profs., Native Americans should be Okay.
4.2
82 min
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Cast
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Kevin Farley | Michael Malone | Unowned |
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Kelsey Grammer | General George S. Patton | Unowned |
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Leslie Nielsen | Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa | Unowned |
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Trace Adkins | Angel of Death | Unowned |
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Robert Davi | Aziz | Unowned |
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Geoffrey Arend | Mohammed | Unowned |
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Travis Schuldt | Josh | Unowned |
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Jon Voight | President George Washington | Unowned |
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James Woods | Todd Grosslight | Unowned |
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Dennis Hopper | Judge Clarence Henderson | Unowned |
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Kevin Sorbo | George Mulrooney | Unowned |
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Bill O'Reilly | Himself | Unowned |
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David Alan Grier | Rastus Malone | Goutbreak |
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Gary Coleman | Slave | Unowned |
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Christopher McDonald | Lab Technician | Unowned |
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Serdar Kalsin | Ahmed | Unowned |
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Oliver Muirhead | Neville Chamberlain | Unowned |
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Karri Turner | Lab Tech 2 | Unowned |
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Alaina Huffman | Celebrity 1 | Unowned |
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Paris Hilton | Paris Hilton | Unowned |
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Simon Rex | Simon Rex | The Free Refills |
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Dana Lyn Baron | Speaker 1940's | Unowned |
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Julian Berlin | Woman at Awards Party | Unowned |
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Cocoa Brown | Airport Security Guard 1 | Unowned |
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Jen Halperin | Hottie | Unowned |
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Mary Castro | Hottie | Unowned |
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Nikki DeLoach | Lily | Unowned |
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Susan Deming | It's That Michael Malone! | Unowned |
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Katie Gill | Rehearsal Actress | Unowned |
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Cameron Goodman | Political Aide | Unowned |
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Camille Meyer | I Gave up an Ass Lift for This? | Unowned |
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Mary Hart | Entertainment Tonight Host | Unowned |
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Kaleigh Kennedy | Becca/Kaleigh | Unowned |
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Simone Lotter | Partygoer 2 | Unowned |
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Jillian Murray | Heather | Unowned |
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Gail O'Grady | Jane Wagstaffe | Unowned |
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Anna Osceola | Molly Duncan | Unowned |
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Lu Parker | Reporter 1 | Unowned |
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Amy Povich | Airport Passenger 1 | Unowned |
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Jane Justice Park | Reporter 2 | Unowned |
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Jenna Vogeler | Tiny Tina/Jenna | Unowned |
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Lauren Lee Smith | Voice of Reason | Unowned |
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Nadine Ellis | Parent | Unowned |
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Marilyn Rising | Parent | Unowned |
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Julianne Waters | Columbia Student '1968' | Unowned |
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Christy Williams | Columbia Student '1968' | Unowned |
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Alexander DiPersia | Rehearsal Actor | Unowned |
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Sandi Johnson | Professor | Unowned |
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Mark Vafiades | Look Out! It's Those Christians! | Unowned |
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Jesse Heiman | Young Michael Malone | Unowned |
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Brent Lydic | Wounded Soldier | Unowned |
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Chriss Anglin | John F. Kennedy | Unowned |
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Brandon Alter | He's Much Fatter in Person. | Unowned |
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Scott Bailey | Celebrity 2 | Unowned |
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Morgan Beck | "Free History Term Papers" | Unowned |
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Randall Bosley | Mussolini | Unowned |
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Joanne Bowland | Intern | Unowned |
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Vicki Browne | Rosie O'Connell | Unowned |
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Jeff Corbett | Policeman 2 | Unowned |
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Rebekah Crane | Girl Scout | Unowned |
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Tony X. Deale | Security Guard | Unowned |
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Chrisanne Eastwood | Hippie 2 | Unowned |
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Mell Flynn | "Traitor!" | Unowned |
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Lisa Fredrickson | Singer | Unowned |
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Carl De Gersdorff | Teddo | Unowned |
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Eileen Gonzales | Reporter on TV | Unowned |
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Allen Lee Haff | Airport Security Guard 2 | Unowned |
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Joe Hartzler | 'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor | Unowned |
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Mark Henderson | Minister 2 | Unowned |
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Benton Jennings | Hitler | Unowned |
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Jack Kelly | You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller | Unowned |
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Coco Leigh | Nun on Bus | Unowned |
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Zachary Levi | Lab Tech 1 | Zac E. Chan |
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Joey Luthman | Boy Scout | Unowned |
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Rich McDonald | Thought You Hated Country Music! | Unowned |
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Meghan McEveety | Trophy Girl | Unowned |
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Brighid McEveety | Girl at BBQ | Unowned |
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Steve Monroe | Airport Passenger 2 | Unowned |
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Tyler Jacob Moore | Marty | Unowned |
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Joey Naber | Terrorist 2 | Unowned |
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Durrell Nelson | Chaplain | Unowned |
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John O'Hurley | Silvano | Unowned |
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David Oved | Afghan Prisoner 2 | Unowned |
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Norman Panto | Accordion Player | Unowned |
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Robert Pierce | Minister 1 | Unowned |
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Bill Posley | Mose Malone | Unowned |
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Oren Rehany | Terrorist on Bike | Unowned |
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F. Lee Reynolds | Subway Policeman | Unowned |
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Bryant Romo | "Sailors!" | Unowned |
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Elizabeth Scott | I'm Starved. | Unowned |
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Evan Sayet | Patient in Line | Unowned |
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Atticus Shaffer | Timmy / Atticus | Unowned |
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Sammy Sheik | Subway Terrorist | Unowned |
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Abbie Shepherd | Trophy Girl at BBQ | Unowned |
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Joe Sikorra | Policeman (MSG) 1 | Unowned |
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Steve Spiro | Cuban Commander | Unowned |
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Richard Tanner | Village Voter | Unowned |
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Peter F. Tegan | Stagehand | Unowned |
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Fred Travalena | Jimmy Carter | Unowned |
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Hiroshi Ueha | Tojo | Unowned |
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Lee von Ernst | Hippie 1 | Unowned |
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Josh Zucker | Voice of Reason | Unowned |
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Sarah Zucker | Voice of Reason | Unowned |
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Paul R. Goldberg | Cocktail Musician | Unowned |
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John T. Hatton | Cocktail Musician | Unowned |
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Allen Simpson | Cocktail Musician / Musician | Unowned |
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Joanna Repsold | Wedding Guest | Unowned |
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Badger Wagstaffe | Wedding Guest | Unowned |
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Cheryl Baxter | Parent | Unowned |
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Troy Christian | Parent | Unowned |
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Laura Fremont | Parent | Unowned |
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Michael Higgins | Parent | Unowned |
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Elisabeth Jee | Parent | Unowned |
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Blane Savage | Parent | Unowned |
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Marc Oka | Parent | Unowned |
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Carlton Wilborn | Parent | Unowned |
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Heather Lea Gerdes | Professor | Unowned |
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Marcy Goldman | Professor | Unowned |
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Ernest Harden Jr. | Professor | Unowned |
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Anthony Marciona | Professor | Unowned |
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Stan Mazin | Professor | Unowned |
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Bubba Dean Rambo | Professor | Unowned |
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Jerry Trent | Professor | Unowned |
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Keith Allan | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Fred Braggs | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Eddie Eason | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Jimmy Fisher | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Julio Hanson | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Tyree Mills | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Andre Washington | Plantation Singer | Unowned |
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Reshma Gajjar | Columbia Student '1968' | Unowned |
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Christopher Jenkins Holmes | Columbia Student '1968' | Unowned |
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Brian Michael Jones | Columbia Student '1968' | Unowned |
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Eric Gustafson | Musician | Unowned |
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David Kogge | Musician | Unowned |
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Dan Vulovic | Musician | Unowned |
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Adam Yasmin | Musician | Unowned |
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Paris Hilton | Self | Unowned |