BASEketball

David Zucker
1998-07-28

Two guys invented a game... and turned the sports world upside down!
6.1
103 min

Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.

Cast

Name Character Team
Trey Parker Joe Cooper Unowned
Matt Stone Doug Remer Unowned
Dian Bachar Squeak Scolari Unowned
Yasmine Bleeth Jenna Reed Unowned
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg Yvette Denslow Unowned
Ernest Borgnine Ted Denslow Unowned
Robert Vaughn Baxter Cain Unowned
Trevor Einhorn Joey Thomas Unowned
Bob Costas Bob Costas Unowned
Al Michaels Al Michaels Unowned
Robert Stack Robert Stack Unowned
Reggie Jackson Reggie Jackson Unowned
Dan Patrick Dan Patrick Unowned
Kenny Mayne Kenny Mayne Unowned
Tim McCarver Tim McCarver Unowned
Pat O'Brien Pat O'Brien Unowned
Jim Lampley Jim Lampley Unowned
Dale Earnhardt Dale Earnhardt Unowned
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Unowned
Victoria Silvstedt Victoria Silvstedt Unowned
Reel Big Fish Reel Big Fish Unowned
Curt Gowdy World Series Announcer (voice) Unowned
Justin Chapman Little Coop Unowned
Matt Murray Little Remer Unowned
Mark Goodson Dirk Jansen Unowned
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo Ed Tuttle Unowned
Robert E. Lee New Jersey Informant Unowned
Greg Grunberg Wilke - New Jersey Informant Unowned
Michael Garvey San Antonio Defender Unowned
Paul Michael Robinson Mime Psych-Out Unowned
Kevin Michael Richardson Peripatetic Player Unowned
Micah McCain Heather Kaiser Unowned
Cory Oliver Brittany Kaiser Unowned
Keith Gibbs Davis Unowned
Jayme Gallante Redmond Unowned
Francis X. McCarthy Dr. Kaiser Unowned
Blair Besten Stephanie Unowned
Stanley G. Sawicki Skidmark Steve Unowned
Bret Lewis News Anchor Unowned
Richard Johnson Referee Unowned
Joey Diaz Referee Unowned
Michael Matthys Referee Unowned
Jill Gascoine Hospital Nurse Unowned
Charlotte Zucker Surgery Nurse Unowned
John Fink Surgeon Unowned
Kato Kaelin Driveway Announcer Unowned
David Osokow Driveway Player Unowned
Iqbal Theba Factory Manager Unowned
Susan Breslau Denslow's Niece Susan Unowned
Danielle Zucker Inheritor Unowned
Maureen Ardolino Inheritor Unowned
Andrew Herman Cabbie Unowned
Jeff Wright Fireman Unowned
Ray Xifo Riverdance Referee Unowned
Titus Napoleon Sumo Wrestler Unowned
Stephen McHattie Narrator (voice) Unowned
Julie Dolan Beer Barrel Unowned
Janeane Ardolino Fan Unowned
Jeremy Breslau Fan Unowned
Adam Lilling Fan Unowned
Phoebe Lipkis Fan Unowned
Alma Avery Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Nancy Bates Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Kelli Camarena Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Brooke Morales Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Heidi Schweizer Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Jenifer Strovas Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Andrea Wenzel Beers Cheerleader Unowned
Michelle Boehle Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Tani Kristiansen Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Rebecca Lin Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Jeanine Orci Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Jessica Page Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Raydeen Revilla Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Chanel Ryan Felons Cheerleader Unowned
Jeffrey J. Ayers Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Grant Baciocco Fan Cam Blocking Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Joanna Bloem Woman in Hospital (uncredited) Unowned
Greg Bronson Surgeon (uncredited) Unowned
Aaron Brooks Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Mike Butters Baseketball Referee (uncredited) Unowned
Krystal Cantrell Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Cathy Carlson Slacker (uncredited) Unowned
Troy Christian Riverdancing Football Player #55 (uncredited) Unowned
Dave Cox Denslow's Assistant (uncredited) Unowned
Mia Crowe Mimi Lee (uncredited) Unowned
Alan Doshna Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Alexandra Ella Horrified Fan (uncredited) Unowned
C.B. Spencer Beers Ballgirl (uncredited) Unowned
Courtney Ford Scoreboard Girl (uncredited) Unowned
John Forker Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Maria Celeste Genitempo Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Cameron Glenar Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Lloyd Gordon Umpire / Dancer (uncredited) Unowned
Casey Hendershot Foul Shooter, San Francisco Team (uncredited) Unowned
Charles Hough LA World Series Pitcher (archive footage) (uncredited) Unowned
James Huffman Fan Who Gets Hit in Face (uncredited) Unowned
Spencer Kayden Outraged Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Brian Kirchoff Reporter (uncredited) Unowned
Jessica Lee Cheerleader (uncredited) Unowned
Shannon Malone Cheerleader (uncredited) Unowned
Patrick McCracken Watson (uncredited) Unowned
Karolyna Medina Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Kelly Monaco Pole-Dancing Cheerleader Sharon (uncredited) Unowned
Tom Muzila Security Guard (uncredited) Unowned
Hiromi Nishiyama Masseuse (uncredited) Unowned
Linda O'Neil Middle Pole-Dancing Cheerleader (uncredited) Unowned
Bridget Oberlin Roswell Alien (uncredited) Unowned
Raphael Sbarge Minnesota Spokesman (uncredited) Unowned
Michael Schmidt Grumsky (uncredited) Unowned
Rick Solis Baseketball Fan (uncredited) Unowned
Dylan Tarason Maxwell (uncredited) Unowned
David Zucker Man with Shooting Hot Dog (uncredited) Unowned
Matt Sloan Darcy Unowned