Up the Catalogue

Alastair Siddons
2024-12-13

A Film by 4QTV
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72 min

HOLE_AID presents Up the Catalogue, an ambitiously small film set in a fictional shopping channel by the name of 4QTV. Tasked with flogging a seemingly endless cycle of questionable products, star presenter, Hailey Cartin, is starting to fear she might be trapped in live television. When a rival product demonstrator eventually forces Hailey to confront her own quest-defying reality, will she ever be able to climb out of the hole she’s now in? Maybe. But maybe not. (And certainly not without the generous help of the film’s sponsors, HOLE_AID.) A story for the ages, Up the Catalogue boldly takes the shopping channel film genre away from cult classic territory and straight into the mainstream.

Cast

Name Character Team
Lyndsey Marshal Hailey Cartin Unowned
John Macmillan Daniel Fortescue Unowned
Morgana Robinson Jamima Hoare Unowned
Sam Spruell Jim Kelly Unowned
Shiloh Coke Dr. Culpepper Unowned
Anastasia Hille Maureen the Owl Unowned
Anthony O'Donnell Derek Unowned
Ciara Baxendale Leslie Unowned
LJ Bennion Oscar Unowned
Daniel Norford Steve Unowned
Zheng Xi Yong Carlos Unowned
Jonathan Bailey Jeremy Hangin with Mr. Cooper