Why Can't I Be a Movie Star?

Albert Nerenberg


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61 min

Why Can't I Be a Movie Star? follows the story of a frustrated actor known for his ability to play "Some Guy" parts. According to the envious Some Guy, famous Hollywood actor Patrick Brannigan died on the red carpet at a premiere, yet he is still a huge movie star. Some Guy asks, if Patrick Brannigan, an untalented drunk who may not even be alive, is a movie star, why can't he be one too? As Some Guy stalks the mysterious Brannigan into some of his greatest films, Mission Possible 3, Wimp Club, and SexMen he tries to uncover the essential nature of modern Hollywood.

Cast

Name Character Team
Nick Appleton Some Guy Unowned
Ken Leonard Patrick Brannigan Unowned
Mike Patterson Lance Banyon Unowned
Albert Nerenberg Max Hammer Unowned
Brooke D'Orsay Jennifer Kruz Unowned
Tanya Pillay Indira Cortez Unowned
Nick Sutcliffe Roger Skymount Unowned
Eric Marier Malcom Seven Unowned
Diane Jones Samantha Steele Unowned
Jeffrey Klug Brian Fox Unowned