Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

Hy Averback
1970-09-11

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.
5
113 min

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

Name Character Team
Brian Keith Officer Michael M. Nace Unowned
Tony Curtis Shannon Gambroni Unowned
Ernest Borgnine Sheriff Harve Unowned
Ivan Dixon Sgt. Jones Unowned
Suzanne Pleshette Ramona Unowned
Tom Ewell Billy Joe Davis Unowned
Bradford Dillman Capt. Myerson Unowned
Arthur O'Connell Mr. Kruft Unowned
John Fiedler Maj. Purvis Unowned
Don Ameche Col. Flanders Unowned
Christopher Mitchum Alturi Unowned
Jean Argyle Mrs. Calhoun Unowned
John James Bannon 1st MP Unowned
Stan Barrett Green Beret Soldier Unowned
Dorothy Green Mrs. Kruft Unowned
John Lasell Dr. Hillery Unowned
James Gavin Helicopter Pilot Unowned