The Onion Movie
Tom Kuntz2008-05-31
America's Finest News Source.
6.1
80 min
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Len Cariou | Norm Archer | Unowned |
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Steven Seagal | Cock Puncher | Unowned |
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Larissa Laskin | Dana Dobbs | Unowned |
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Ken Takemoto | Sensei | Unowned |
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Don McManus | Dennis McCormick | Unowned |
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Michael Bolton | Michael Bolton | Unowned |
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Ahmed Ahmed | Ahmed | Unowned |
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Brendan Fletcher | White Black Guy Tim | Unowned |
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Daniel Dae Kim | Ivy Leaguer | Unowned |
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Meredith Baxter | Cooking Show Chef | Unowned |
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Jed Rees | Wizard Proteus | Unowned |
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Rodney Dangerfield | Rodney Dangerfield | Unowned |
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Ahmed B. Badran | Peruvian | Unowned |
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Brian Powell | Typical Neighbor Husband | Unowned |
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Scott Klace | Kip Kendall | Unowned |
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Barbara Pilavin | Alzheimers Old Lady | Unowned |
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Sandy Kenyon | Alzheimers Guy in Crowd | Unowned |
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Orlando Seale | Producer | Unowned |
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Erik Stolhanske | Producer | Unowned |
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Sarah McElligott | Melissa Cherry | Unowned |
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Randy Oglesby | Surgeon General | Unowned |
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Kwame Boateng | Dibo | Unowned |
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Richard Fancy | Kenneth Garber | Unowned |
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Alex Solowitz | The Masses | Unowned |
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Savannah Haske | Rapist Lisa | Unowned |
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Rebecca Lowman | Rape Victim Julie | Unowned |
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Jim Gleason | Steel Beam Architect | Unowned |
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Michael Harney | Line-Up Detective | Unowned |
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Angel Cassidy | Porn Star | Unowned |
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Gauge | Porn Star | Unowned |
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Robert Hoffman | Lollipop Love Dancer | Unowned |
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Joel McHale | Office Worker | Unowned |
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Harry Shum Jr. | Lollipop Love Dancer | Unowned |
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Kevin Federline | Lollipop Love Dancer | Unowned |
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Bo Barrett | Wigger Jim | Unowned |
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Chrissy Metz | Heavy Girl | Unowned |
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Marshall Manesh | Announcer | Unowned |
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Greg Cipes | Hippie Diplomant | Unowned |
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Nick Chinlund | Bryce Brand | Unowned |
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Jim Rash | Bryce's Manager | Unowned |
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Paul Scheer | Bates Computer Salesman Dirk | Unowned |
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John Viener | Peen Out Guy | Unowned |
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Gedde Watanabe | James Nakatami | Unowned |
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Chris Villa | Gay Guy | Unowned |
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Michael Delaney | Gil Bates | Unowned |