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96 min
Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Musselwhite | Himself | Unowned | |
| Kate Cullinane | Gimli | Unowned | |
| Robin Renny | Himself | Unowned | |
| Andrew McSweeney | Francais Tallywacker | Unowned | |
| Adam van Gelder | John Spate | Unowned | |
| Adrian Bowley | Shirley Major | Unowned | |
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Brian Sibley | Himself | Unowned |
| Anna Greyson | Interviewer | Unowned | |
| Kristan Ross | Little Girl / Native | Unowned | |
| Glen O'Dare | Thug | Unowned | |
| Julian van Gelder | Himself | Unowned | |
| Gavin Henry | Savage Henry | Unowned | |
| Katie McQueen | Hollywood Executive | Unowned | |
| Jules Ross | Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk | Unowned | |
| Karen van Gelder | Croydon Film Commissioner | Unowned | |
| Simon Van Gelder | Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost | Unowned | |
| Paul J. Hayes | Soundman 2 | Unowned | |
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Ian McKellen | Himself | Calvin and Nobbs |
| Ramon Rivero | Himself | Unowned | |
| Michael Howard | Pub Folk | Unowned | |
| Alice Horner | Alice (John's Girlfriend) | Unowned | |
| Catherine Boaks | Pub Folk | Unowned | |
| Alex Panayi | Pub Folk | Unowned | |
| Alex Cox | Native | Unowned | |
| Katherine Gwilt | Native | Unowned | |
| Theo Ross | Native | Unowned | |
| Adrienne Cluer | Herself | Unowned | |
| John Washtell | Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself) | Unowned | |
| David Renny | Headteacher | Unowned | |
| Keith Pettitt | Dancing Man | Unowned | |
| Gemma the Dog | Warg | Unowned | |
| Tim Briggs | Soundman 3 | Unowned |