Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Alex Hutchinson Smith | Crohn Dick | Unowned |
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Imogen McFarlane | The Goon Queen | Unowned |
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John Kitney | The Janitor | Unowned |
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Tom McKay | Goon #1 | Unowned |
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Josh Wong | Goon #2 | Unowned |
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Mitchell Mudie | Goon #3 | Unowned |
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Noah Petersen | Goon #4 | Unowned |