The Seventh Samurai

Judah Goldman
2025-09-19

Arigato man, Arigato.
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7 min

When Tarantino's new reboot of Seven Samurai is called out for whitewashing the cast, the actors must all issue apologies, much to up and coming actor Kevin Samuels' disappointment, having hoped this would be his big break in Hollywood.

Cast

Name Character Team
Daniel Fissmer Kevin Samuels Unowned
Eric Jackowitz George Katana Unowned
Alexandra Kopko Velveeta Jones Unowned
Jarad Kopciak Ricky Jonas Unowned
Liam Hincker Angry Guy Unowned
Lua Manhanga Newscast Unowned
Judah Goldman Quinten Tarantino Unowned
Kim Huffman-Cary Linda Unowned
Gavin Park Hyeong Unowned
Shawn Miller Angry Man on Street Unowned
Yamit Shimonovitz Tarantino's PA Unowned
Eli Miller Tarantino's Cinematographer Unowned
River Strommer Podcast Guy 1 Unowned
Marc Strommer Podcast Guy 2 Unowned
Otis Cary Yelling Guy Unowned