Drunkenheimer

Sash Sujith
2025-05-10

“And now I am become drunk. Destroyer of frats” - Bobby Drunkenheimer
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14 min

Theta Sigma Phi is in crisis - no girls are showing up to their parties and their legendary jungle-themed bash is about to flop. Enter Bobby Drunkenheimer, a STEM student with a dangerously brilliant idea: combine every type of alcohol into one new mysterious, potent concoction - Jungle Juice. Will Bobby’s bold new creation turn the tide for Theta Sigma Phi… or unleash consequences no one could’ve predicted?