An equal opportunity offender.
3.288
84 min
A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sketches.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Rob Schneider | J.D. | Unowned |
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Michelle Rodriguez | Harriet | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Adrien Brody | Flirty Harry | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Lindsay Lohan | Marilyn | Unowned |
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Ari Shaffir | The Amazing Racist | Unowned |
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Vince Offer | Peeping Tom | Unowned |
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Jonathan Spencer | Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi | Unowned |
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Anna Akana | Student | Unowned |
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Ali Olomi | Taliban Guard | Unowned |
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Da'Vone McDonald | Vondell | Unowned |
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Jessie T. Usher | Jamal | Unowned |
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Noelle Kenney | Patient | Unowned |
| Caroline Rich | Cindi | Unowned | |
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Theo Von | Mountain Climber | Unowned |
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Joanna Krupa | Beautiful Girl | Unowned |
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Deborah Rombaut | Nurse Jones | Unowned |
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Danni Lang | Beautician | Unowned |
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Alejandro PatiƱo | Worker | Unowned |
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Calvin Sykes | Murphay | Unowned |
| Andrea Lwin | Beautician | Unowned | |
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Thai Edwards | Swade | Unowned |
| Mark Chalant Phifer | Darnell | Unowned | |
| Ashton Jordann Ruiz | Acquon | Unowned | |
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Ben Wang | Sweatshop Boss | Unowned |
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Paul Kwo | Sweatshop Worker | Unowned |
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Hymnson Chan | Student | Unowned |
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Rick Chambers | Captain | Unowned |
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Chehon Wespi-Tschopp | Black Swan | Unowned |
| Isaac Cheung | Sushi Papa | Unowned | |
| Jia Mae | Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich) | Unowned | |
| Paolo Scandarisi | Swollen Pecker | Unowned | |
| Dante | The Racist Assistant | Unowned | |
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Joe Roche | Rookie | Unowned |
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Ben Begley | Bartender | Unowned |
| Tony Vera | Bad Guy | Unowned | |
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Danni Lang | Beautician #2 | Unowned |
| Ray Bolton | Patron | Unowned | |
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Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio | Worker | Unowned |
| Diane Kawasaki | Theater Madam | Unowned | |
| Kimberly Irion | Store Patron | Unowned | |
| Allen Abrams | White Swan | Unowned | |
| Marlon Pelayo | White Swan | Unowned | |
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Nick Lanzisera | White Swan | Unowned |
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Dominique Kelley | Pink Swan | Unowned |
| Justin de Vera | Pink Swan | Unowned | |
| Evan Strand | Pink Swan | Unowned | |
| Eleazar Pagsisihan | Black Swan | Unowned | |
| Kato Bonner | Hawk | Unowned | |
| Laura Evans | Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans) | Unowned | |
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Daniel Berson | Hotel Guest | Unowned |
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David Weisenberg | Patron | Unowned |
| Jennie Taber | Patron | Unowned | |
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Jennifer DeFilippo | Patron | Unowned |
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Harvey J. Alperin | Patron | Unowned |
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Gregg Martin | Patron | Unowned |
| Marlena Poles | Patron | Unowned | |
| Josh Cheney | Manager | Unowned | |
| Justin Dragonas | Cashier | Unowned | |
| April Gooding | Passerby | Unowned | |
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Richard Penn | Passerby | Unowned |
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Afi Ekulona | Passerby | Unowned |
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Zachary James Rukavina | Passerby | Unowned |
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Azur-De | Passerby | Unowned |
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Rebekah Kochan | Passerby | Unowned |
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Chloe Dykstra | Passerby | Unowned |
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Nikea Gamby-Turner | Passerby | Unowned |
| Rod Maiorano | Officer | Unowned | |
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Shayla Beesley | Girlfriend | Unowned |
| Ethan Stone | U.S. Government Agent | Unowned | |
| Abraham Justice | Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest) | Unowned | |
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Ace Gibson | Paparazzi | Unowned |
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Michael D. Cohen | Paparazzi | Unowned |
| Michael Silva | Paparazzi | Unowned | |
| James Elden | Paparazzi | Unowned | |
| Ken Pringle | Paparazzi | Unowned | |
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Kiersten Hall | Beautiful Girl | Unowned |
| Leonard C. Jones | Charles Hughes | Unowned |