Garchaster's Cornblade
Kasper Meltedhair2026-08-16
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109 min
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Lyndsie Jane Earle | Stone | Unowned |
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Kasper Meltedhair | Tarsia | Unowned |
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Donald Farmer | Donald Farmer | Unowned |
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Brewce Longo | Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite | Unowned |
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Andy Heck Boyd | Gorgas Mordpan | Unowned |
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Carrie Phillips | Ozra | Unowned |
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Matt Minter | Scary Fairy Ta | Unowned |
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X Menzak | Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763 | Unowned |
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Dogfood Williams | Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Mary Faust | Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger | Unowned |
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Michelle Wanhala | Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Nicholas DeGideo | Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Emily Kaldenbaugh | Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Eli Elliot | Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Brad Ulrey | Morphbag Ronald / Dezzy Zarndale | Unowned |
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Logan Lyons | Dead Cult Member | Unowned |
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Motor Oil | Donald Farmer The Mouse | Unowned |
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Josh Christensen | DJ Giant Microwave | Unowned |
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Ion Birch | Zantir | Unowned |
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Del Worshim | Zurthaf | Unowned |
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Tyler Antoine | Vornit Tradentor | Unowned |
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Dylan Mars Greenberg | Ritzat | Unowned |
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Nicole Elyse | Warm Tapes | Unowned |
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Myene Yanu | Haucious | Unowned |
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Newt Wallen | Rindy Dargina | Unowned |
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Noopy | Frozip | Unowned |
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Michael DiFrancesco | Hoover Baspop / Voice of Garbite | Unowned |
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Bernadette Cuvalo | Scary Fairy Vot | Unowned |
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Doug Lussenhop | Ranfoam | Unowned |
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Warren Chan | Roat | Unowned |
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Ryan Hendo | Batsap | Unowned |
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Jon Mora | Jon Mora | Unowned |
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Vinny Nutt | Vinny Nutt | Unowned |
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David Nelson | Voice of Garbite | Unowned |