Every story has two sides. This one has... too many.
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75 min
In this one-day dark comedy, an office worker hires assassins to get revenge after a co-worker steals credit for his promotion. Panicked, the credit thief hires private security, and the escalating paranoia is told from multiple perspectives-assassins, guards, and office staff-all racing toward an absurd final showdown over the pettiest feud imaginable.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chase McIntyre | ArmRick | Unowned | |
| Christine Havens | Petunia | Unowned | |
| Jackson Harn | Dwéézil | Unowned | |
| Deborah Mesa | Devlin | Unowned | |
| Cody Grande | Buster Fitzgerald | Unowned | |
| Cassidy Karins | Athena | Unowned | |
| Evan Painter | Bernard Cunningham | Unowned | |
| Cassidy Espinola | Sasha/Selena | Unowned | |
| Joshua Rosario | The Boss | Unowned | |
| Spencer Kovac | Chet | Unowned | |
| Jade Morrisey | Susan | Unowned | |
| Gavin Hanover | Travis | Unowned | |
| Josephine Martinelli | Jovie | Unowned | |
| Yanis Checchinato | Barquevious | Unowned | |
| Garrett Grande | Laddy/Scratchy McBeats | Unowned | |
| Brandon O'Grady | Paddy | Unowned | |
| Tony Grande | Lieutenant Mervin | Unowned | |
| Sam Bevill | Bertram | Unowned | |
| Ashley Jessica | Ethel | Unowned | |
| Celeste Bird | Bernard's sister | Unowned | |
| Corinne DeCost | Bitch #1 | Unowned | |
| Jason Kanarsh | Otis | Unowned | |
| Willy Weiss | Neighbor | Unowned | |
| Braeden Weiss | Robber | Unowned | |
| Sarah Brown | Hiring Manager | Unowned | |
| Jay Pierre | Angus | Unowned | |
| Antosha Ginzburg | Hogarth | Unowned | |
| Jaley Hoyt | Gwendolyn | Unowned | |
| Jennifer Grande | Devlin's mother | Unowned | |
| Kristin Lapka | Gertrude | Unowned | |
| Zach Maize | Chowder | Unowned | |
| Jordan Blue | B-team leader | Unowned | |
| Daniel Svensson | D.J. | Unowned | |
| Cash Harrington | Puking man | Unowned | |
| Elias The Infinite | Tyrone | Unowned | |
| Isaac J. Sprague | Jacksonville | Unowned | |
| Elizabeth Kastner | Bitch #2 | Unowned | |
| Sean Santa "Claus" Rlasci | Spike | Unowned | |
| Grace Shippen | Nova | Unowned | |
| Dillon Thorson | Homeless person | Unowned | |
| Brandon Thorson | Detective Foley | Unowned | |
| Kevin Smith Carrao | Buster's text-tone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Evan Dewey | Police officer (voice) | Unowned | |
| Claudia Grande | Bernard's ringtone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Zoltán Koncz | Party goer (voice) | Unowned | |
| Em Mintz-Kreyns | Buster's ringtone #1 (voice) | Unowned | |
| Jonah Lopez | Jacksonville's ringtone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Skylar Lybrand | ArmRick's ringtone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Brooklyn O'Grady | Selena's ringtone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Morgan O'Grady | Captain (voice) | Unowned | |
| Brendan Pepe | Baseball hitter (voice) | Unowned | |
| Jadyn Quan-Rodgers | Bernard's text-tone (voice) | Unowned | |
| Jose Jimenez Sarmiento | Voice on tv (voice) | Unowned | |
| Jack Shepherd | Buster's ringtone #2 (voice) | Unowned | |
| Kierra Stolz | Alarm sound (voice) | Unowned | |
| Randy Thorson | Devlin's ringtone (voice) | Unowned |