Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Dawn French | First Assistant | Unowned |
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Hugh Laurie | Second Assistant | The Free Refills |
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Del Palmer | The Victim | Unowned |
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Peter Vaughan | The General | Unowned |
|
Richard Vernon | Professor Jerry Coe | Unowned |
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Paddy Bush | The Madman | Unowned |
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Kate Bush | The Banshee/General’s Aide/Hitch Hiker | Unowned |