The Moof Milkers
Unknown2026-01-10
A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars - The Force Awakens
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156 min
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Peter Bonavita | Narrator | Unowned |
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Craig Cackowski | Lieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch | Unowned |
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Patrick Cotnoir | Narrator | Unowned |
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David Dastmalchian | Kylo Ren | Goutbreak |
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Eric Edelstein | Chewbacca | Unowned |
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JoJo Ginn | R2-D2 | Unowned |
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Dana Gould | Supreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z) | Unowned |
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Taran Killam | Poe Dameron/General Hux | Unowned |
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Hal Lublin | Bala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance | Unowned |
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Vic Michaelis | Rey/Obi-Wan Kenobi | Unowned |
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Laraine Newman | Maz Kanata/Captain Pharma/Technician #1/General Statura/Dr. Kalonia/Niv Lek/Computer Voice Gil Ozeri: BB-8 | Unowned |
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Connor Ratliff | Retired Filmmaker George Lucas | Unowned |
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Alex Robinson | Narrator | Unowned |
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Kevin Smith | Han Solo | Unowned |
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Rich Sommer | Luke Skywalker/Rathtar | Unowned |
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Alex Song-Xia | Korr Sella/Snap Wesley/First Order Officer/GA-97/Medic/Stormtrooper/Vober And/Tasu Leech | Unowned |
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Wil Wheaton | C-3P0 | Unowned |
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Lou Wilson | FN-2187/Finn | Unowned |
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Daphne Zuniga | General Leia Organa | Unowned |