Blondes Have More Guns

George Merriweather
1996-02-16


3.7
90 min

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Cast

Name Character Team
Michael McGaharn Harry Bates Unowned
Elizabeth Keifer Montana Beaver-Shotz Unowned
Richard Neil Dick Smoker Unowned
Gloria Lusiak Dakota Beaver Unowned
André Brazeau Captain Hook Unowned
Brian A. York The Doctor Unowned
Bernie Buttner Dr. Hasselblad / Henry Unowned
Ramona Lisa Patricia Martin Unowned
Derek-James Yee Tom Woo Unowned
Ron Meier Detective Unowned
Karl-Heinz Teuber Montana's Father Unowned
Denise Gernandt Bouncer Unowned