Blondes Have More Guns

George Merriweather
1996-02-16


3.857
90 min

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Cast

Name Character Team
Michael McGaharn Harry Bates Unowned
Elizabeth Keifer Montana Beaver-Shotz Unowned
Richard Neil Dick Smoker Unowned
Gloria Lusiak Dakota Beaver Unowned
André Brazeau Captain Hook Unowned
David Myers Lyle Shotz Unowned
Ken Belsky The Doctor Unowned
Benny Buettner Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner) Unowned
Ramona Lisa Patricia Martin Unowned
Derek-James Yee Tom Woo Unowned
Ron Meier Detective Unowned
Richard Myers Dahmer Unowned
Anderson Lim Short Cop Unowned
Bebe Conrad Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad) Unowned
Paul Ferrari Security Guard Unowned
Carol Daly Lorena Unowned
Dianne Lanning Harry's Mother Unowned
Megan Bajon Harry's Sister Unowned
Antoinette Sandmann Mrs. Landers Unowned
Cathy Pizza Screaming Woman Unowned
Karl-Heinz Teuber Montana's Father Unowned
John Faris Telemarketer Unowned
Regis DeMidio Television Producer Unowned
Ferris Suer Last Rights Priest Unowned
Brian Vouglas Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass) Unowned
Doug Holt Sir Valliance Unowned
Lee Phillips Nurse Unowned
David Furtado Hugh Myer Unowned
Denise Gernandt Bouncer Unowned