Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Laila Rouass | Lucinda | Unowned |
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Gary Stretch | Fred | Unowned |
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Phil Daniels | Grouch | Unowned |
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James Puddephatt | Phil | Unowned |
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Alun ap Brinley | Rhodri | Unowned |
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Geoff Bell | Tyg | Unowned |
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Peter Bowles | The Chairman | Unowned |
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Gwenllian Davies | Shopkeeper | Unowned |
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Marcus Gilbert | Marl | Unowned |
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Jonathan Holmes | Yenko | Unowned |
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Caroline Hunnisett | Siobhan | Unowned |
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Jon Ivay | Doey | Unowned |
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Ian Ralph | Granite | Unowned |
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Nick Richards | Motorway Coffee Boy | Unowned |
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William Thomas | Welsh Farmer | Unowned |
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David Schofield | Dart player (scenes deleted) | Unowned |
|
Huggy Leaver | Sulph | Unowned |