Bella & Linda: Cross the Pond

Sofia Malkassian

High Fashion. Low IQ
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10 min

Post 9/11, two oblivious American models land in Milan for fashion week and accidentally become the most effective instruments of U.S. soft power in Europe, because nothing exports American exceptionalism quite like a beautiful girl who assumes everyone is excited to meet her.

Cast

Name Character Team
Anita Lashey Bella Unowned
Jaime Nicole Huckins Linda Unowned
Sully Cole Christian Marcelino Unowned
Zoran Radanovich German Designer Unowned
Jon Annunziata Greek Taxi Driver Unowned
Donald Cluff Italian Cat Caller Unowned
Ata Shahpanah Spanish Cat caller Unowned
Dan Swaney British Journalist Unowned
Jang Woo Lee Chinese Journalist Unowned
Morgan Spencer Hill Scottish Pub Goer Unowned
Francis Mazzola Model #1 Unowned
Erik Nothstein Model #2 Unowned
Gigi Dia Model #3 Unowned
Olga Lunina Model #4 Unowned