Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Alex Winter | Ricky Coogan | Unowned |
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Randy Quaid | Elijah C. Skuggs | Unowned |
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Michael Stoyanov | Ernie | Unowned |
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Megan Ward | Julie | Unowned |
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Keanu Reeves | Ortiz the Dog Boy | The Free Refills |
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Mr. T | The Bearded Lady | Unowned |
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Bobcat Goldthwait | Sockhead | Unowned |
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John Hawkes | Cowboy | The Free Refills |
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Jeff Kahn | Nosey | Unowned |
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Derek McGrath | Worm | Unowned |
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Jaime Cardriche | Toad | Unowned |
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Brooke Shields | Skye Daley | Unowned |
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William Sadler | Dick Brian | Unowned |
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Patti Tippo | Rosie the Pinhead | Unowned |
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Lee Arenberg | The Eternal Flame | Unowned |
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Alex Zuckerman | Stuey Gluck | Unowned |
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Ray Baker | Bill Blazer | Unowned |
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Morgan Fairchild | Stewardess | Unowned |
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Michael Gilden | Eye | Unowned |
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Deep Roy | George Ramirez #3 | Unowned |
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Jon M. Chu | Giant Stuey Monster | Unowned |
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Gibby Haynes | Cheese Wart | Unowned |
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Pamela Mant | Nun | Unowned |
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Sam Raimi | Crooked Cop (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Robert Tapert | Crooked Cop (uncredited) | Unowned |