Burlesque Assassins

Jonathan Joffe
2012-01-10

Seduce and Destroy
3.5
96 min

The Burlesque Assassins. Beautiful, deadly and a vital weapon in the war on communism that threatens the free world. Set in the 1950s, this tale of cold war espionage and intrigue follows superspies Johnny Valentine, Koko La Douce, Bombshell Belle and new recruit Bourbon Sue as they seduce their way within killing distance of a trio of villainy bent on global domination. See the fatal fan dance of Koko La Douce! See the brutal boa of Bombshell Belle! Witness firsthand the carnage and the cleavage as the enemies of The Burlesque Assassins discover that when it comes to these women, LOOKS CAN KILL!

Cast

Name Character Team
David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin Johnny Valentine Unowned
Roxi D'Lite Bourbon Sue Unowned
Carrie Schiffler Katerina Molotov Unowned
Dusan Rokvic Stalin Unowned
Rosalind Porter Bombshell Belle Unowned
Koko La Douce Koko La Douce Unowned
Brendan Hunter Clone of Hitler Unowned
Xarah Von Den Vielenregen Xarah Von Den Vielenregen Unowned
Amber Ray Amber Ray Unowned
Kitten Deville Kitten Deville Unowned
Jill Belland Natasha Kalashnikov Unowned
Randy Brososky Professor Von Hosenfeffer Unowned
Matthew Graham Mussolini Jr Unowned
Kelitta Maloof Kelitta Maloof Unowned
Scarlett Martini Scarlett Martini Unowned