Stuck on You
Peter Farrelly2003-12-10
Brothers that are stuck together...stick together.
5.3
119 min
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Matt Damon | Bob | Calvin and Nobbs |
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Greg Kinnear | Walt | Hangin with Mr. Cooper |
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Eva Mendes | April | Unowned |
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Wen Yann Shih | May | Unowned |
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Pat Crawford Brown | Mimmy | Unowned |
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Ray 'Rocket' Valliere | Rocket | Unowned |
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Tommy Songin | Tommy | Unowned |
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Terence Bernie Hines | Moe | Unowned |
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Cher | Cher | Unowned |
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Jackie Flynn | Howard | Unowned |
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Seymour Cassel | Morty O'Reilly | Unowned |
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Griffin Dunne | Griffin Dunne | Unowned |
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Bridget Tobin | Vineyard Cutie | Unowned |
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Danny Murphy | Dicky | Unowned |
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Malcolm G. Chase Jr. | Vineyard Buddy | Unowned |
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Steve Cerrone | Dart in Head Guy | Unowned |
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Docky | Short-Fused Geezer | Unowned |
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Will Coogan | Eddie | Unowned |
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Skyler Stone | George | Unowned |
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Leslie Monroe | Vineyard Patron | Unowned |
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Mike Cerrone | Hockey Stud | Unowned |
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Michael Lee Merrins | Umpire #1 | Unowned |
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Jonathan Cauff | Umpire #2 | Unowned |
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Sean Gildea | Baseball Coach | Unowned |
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Michael Callan | Fox Prexy | Unowned |
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Dane Cook | Officer Fraioli | Unowned |
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Steve Tyler | Officer Reney | Unowned |
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Peter Dante | Officer Hill | Unowned |
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Benjamin Koldyke | Officer Johnson | Unowned |
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Jessica Cauffiel | Bar Hottie | Unowned |
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Roger Fan | Executive #1 | Unowned |
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Jennifer Burnham | Executive #2 | Unowned |
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Elaine Curtis | Cher's Assistant | Unowned |
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Gary Valentine | Wes | Unowned |
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Mariann Neary | Purse Babe #1 | Unowned |
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Terez Kocsis | Purse Babe #2 | Unowned |
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Ben Carson | Head Surgeon | Unowned |
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Sayed Badreya | Assisting Surgeon | Unowned |
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Hillary Matthews | Nurse's Aide | Unowned |
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Dan Geraci | Handsome Hospital Orderly | Unowned |
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Bob Mone | Hospital Heartthrob | Unowned |
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Brian Mone | Tall Man | Unowned |
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Catherine McCord | Jogger Babe #1 | Unowned |
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Kelly Albanese | Jogger Babe #2 | Unowned |
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Paulina Neely | Jogger Babe #3 | Unowned |
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Daniel Greene | Mr. Tourist | Unowned |
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Brian Hayes Currie | Laughing Director | Unowned |
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Tracy Ashton | Casting Agent #2 | Unowned |
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Ellen Jacoby | Casting Agent #7 | Unowned |
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Doug Jones | Space Alien #2 | Unowned |
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Lin Shaye | Makeup Babe | Unowned |
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Johnny Cicco | Porno Director | Unowned |
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Juliet Cariaga | Marianna Trench | Unowned |
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Jeff Ross | Beaze Security Guard | Unowned |
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Googy Gress | Pete Peterson | Unowned |
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Jay Leno | Jay Leno | Unowned |
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Gene Feldman | Beaze Assistant Director | Unowned |
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Kiele Sanchez | Pepper Spray Cutie | Unowned |
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Luke Wilson | Luke Wilson | Unowned |
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Nikki Tyler-Flynn | Double Bubble Casting Agent | Unowned |
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Tom Brady | Computer Geek #1 | Unowned |
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Lawyer Milloy | Computer Geek #2 | Unowned |
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George Christy | Beaze Stagehand | Unowned |
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Stephen Saux | Drive-by Heckler | Unowned |
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Tracey Ruggiero | Barney's Waitress | Unowned |
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Rhona Mitra | Bus Stop Bombshell | Unowned |
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Ashley B. Howard | Blonde Double Bubble Babe | Unowned |
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Monika Kramlik | Brunette Double Bubble Babe | Unowned |
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Adam Shankman | Choreographer / Waiter | Unowned |
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Cam Neely | MV Hockey Player | Unowned |
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Lisa Ratzin | Dancer #3 | Unowned |
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Apple Farrelly | LA Restaurant Patron | Unowned |
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Remy Thorne | MV Sideline Fan | Unowned |
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Troy Brown | Pro Golf Tour Caddy | Unowned |
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Ryan Biegel | Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience | Unowned |
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Frankie Muniz | Frankie Muniz (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Deborah Smith Ford | Theatre Patron (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Mary Hart | Mary Hart (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Meryl Streep | Meryl Streep (uncredited) | Goutbreak |
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Bella Thorne | MV Sideline Fan (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Jesse Ventura | Jesse Ventura (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Fernanda Lima | Fernanda Lima (uncredited) | Unowned |