Pledge This!
William Heins2006-12-01
Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.
2.827
91 min
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
 |
Paris Hilton | Victoria English | Unowned |
 |
Paula Garcés | Gloria Torrez | Unowned |
 |
Sarah Carter | Kristen Haas | Unowned |
 |
Simon Rex | Derek | The Free Refills |
 |
Geoffrey Arend | Dax / Mother / Photographer | Unowned |
 |
Alexis Thorpe | Morgan | Unowned |
 |
Bianca Lawson | Monique | Unowned |
 |
Kerri Kenney | Kathy Johnson | Unowned |
 |
Diva Zappa | Babs Cohen | Unowned |
 |
Greg Cipes | Reed | Unowned |
 |
Randy Spelling | Kelly | Unowned |
 |
Holly Valance | Jessica | Unowned |
 |
Alison MacInnis | Leslie | Unowned |
 |
Sofía Vergara | FHM Hostess | Unowned |
 |
Carmen Electra | Herself | Unowned |
 |
Lin Shaye | Miss Prin | Unowned |
 |
Taylor Negron | Professor Milchik | Unowned |
 |
Rick Overton | Janitor Jones | Unowned |
 |
Julia Lehman | Heather | Unowned |
 |
Kyle Richards | Lisa | Unowned |
 |
Noureen DeWulf | Poo Poo | Unowned |
 |
Amanda Aday | Maxine Picker | Unowned |
 |
Amanda Rowan | Trista | Unowned |
|
Sarai Howard | Tonya | Unowned |
 |
Keith Hudson | Erik | Unowned |
 |
Dieter Meier | Gamsie | Unowned |
 |
Beau Beasley | Gay Guy | Unowned |
|
Justin Jackson | Michael | Unowned |
|
Sam E. Goldberg | Teddy the Nerd | Unowned |
 |
Rick Najera | Buford Gomez | Unowned |
 |
Elizabeth Daily | Catherine Johnson | Unowned |
|
Suzanna Rosado | Cute Girl #1 | Unowned |
|
Tanisha Hernandez | Cute Girl #2 | Unowned |
|
William Heins | Eddie Johnson | Unowned |
|
Olympia Kricos | Female Student | Unowned |
|
Keri Bruno | Fern | Unowned |
|
Mayra Veronica | FHM Model | Unowned |
|
Cayleen Davies | Gamma Pledge #1 | Unowned |
|
Jaclyn Matthus | Goth Girl #1 | Unowned |
 |
Chira Cassel | Goth Girl #2 | Unowned |
|
Tania Jimenez | Goth Girl #3 | Unowned |
|
Allen Choate | Hairy Guy | Unowned |
|
April Henry | Irish Girl | Unowned |
|
Jiannina Castro | Irish Girl's Friend | Unowned |
|
Dustin Mangas | Jock Student | Unowned |
 |
Eugenio Derbez | Jose | Unowned |
|
Miriam Kulick | Judith Cohen | Unowned |
|
J.J. Wilson | Mr. Haas | Unowned |
 |
Chad Muska | MTV Editor | Unowned |
|
Ari Belinski | Producer | Unowned |
 |
Preston Lacy | Randy | Unowned |
|
Betheny Merola | Smoking Girl #1 | Unowned |
 |
Yvonne Gougelet | Smoking Girl #2 | Unowned |
 |
Jasmine Waltz | Smoking Girl #3 | Unowned |
|
Alexis Barbara | Soda Girl #1 | Unowned |
|
Cleveland Marcus Walton | Tri Pi Guy #1 | Unowned |
|
Andrew Phillips | Tri Pi Guy #2 | Unowned |
|
Sam Maccarone | Tucker | Unowned |
|
Cheryl Graham | Waspy Girl #1 | Unowned |
|
Lily Brawner | Waspy Girl #2 | Unowned |
|
Kirsten Gustitus | Waspy Girl #3 | Unowned |
 |
Shamron Moore | Brenda | Unowned |
 |
Jennifer Elise Cox | VJ Outside FHM Party | Unowned |
|
Angela Dodson | Jenny | Unowned |
|
Camille Langfield | Mary at Nude Sorority | Unowned |
|
Daisy Hamilton | Daisy | Unowned |
 |
April Florio | Gamma Girl | Unowned |
|
Keren Gilbert | Girl at FHM Party | Unowned |
|
Evan Scott Golden | Student | Unowned |
|
Andrew M. Phillips | Frat Guy #1 | Unowned |
|
Eric Raddatz | Clubber | Unowned |
|
Mickey Mickey | Heather | Unowned |
|
Dustin Clingan | SBU Student | Unowned |
 |
Jay Gutierrez | Frat Guy | Unowned |
|
Hali Lula Hudson | Goth Girl | Unowned |
|
Cristy Joy Slavis | Student | Unowned |
 |
Allison Weissman | Samantha | Unowned |
 |
Aitch Alberto | Boyfriend | Unowned |
|
Aitch Alberto | 'Not' Straight Guy | Unowned |
|
Angel Anes | Angel | Unowned |
|
Trisha Carman | Sorority Girl | Unowned |
 |
Raul de Molina | Older Catering Guy | Unowned |
|
Kelly Ehlert | Student | Unowned |
|
Seth Harris Gordon | SBU Student | Unowned |
|
Eric Jimenez | Student | Unowned |
|
Daniel J. Loht | Food Fighter | Unowned |
|
Frantisek Mach | Paparazzi | Unowned |
|
Liam Mason | Host | Unowned |
 |
Brooke Newton | Hot Chick | Unowned |
|
Jennifer Perez | Pretty Girl in Nightclub | Unowned |
|
Nathan Pitkanen | SBU Student | Unowned |
 |
Nicky Hilton | Nicky | Unowned |
 |
Athena Stamos | SBU Student | Unowned |
 |
Vitaliy Versace | Boyfriend | Unowned |