5.42
90 min
Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Elke Sommer | Professor Anna Vooshka | Unowned |
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Kenneth Williams | Professor Roland Crump | Unowned |
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Bernard Bresslaw | Arthur Upmore | Unowned |
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Kenneth Connor | Major Leep | Unowned |
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Jack Douglas | Ernie Bragg | Unowned |
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Joan Sims | Daphne Barnes | Unowned |
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Windsor Davies | Fred Ramsden | Unowned |
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Peter Butterworth | Henry Barnes | Unowned |
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Liz Fraser | Sylvia Ramsden | Unowned |
| Patsy Rowlands | Linda Upmore | Unowned | |
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Ian Lavender | Joe Baxter | Unowned |
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Adrienne Posta | Norma Baxter | Unowned |
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Patricia Franklin | Vera Bragg | Unowned |
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Donald Hewlett | The Dean | Unowned |
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Carol Hawkins | Sandra | Unowned |
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Sherrie Hewson | Carol | Unowned |
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David Lodge | Landlord | Unowned |
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Marianne Stone | Else Rowan | Unowned |
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George Layton | Doctor | Unowned |
| Brian Osborne | Bob | Unowned | |
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Larry Dann | Clive | Unowned |
| Georgina Moon | Sally | Unowned | |
| Diana Darvey | Maureen | Unowned | |
| Jenny Cox | Veronica | Unowned | |
| Larry Martyn | Electrician | Unowned | |
| Linda Hooks | Nurse | Unowned | |
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Kenneth Waller | Barman | Unowned |
| Billy Cornelius | Man with salad | Unowned | |
| Melita Manger | Woman with salad | Unowned | |
| Hugh Futcher | Painter | Unowned | |
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Helli Louise | Woman in Shower | Unowned |
| Jeremy Connor | Student with Ice Cream | Unowned | |
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Alexandra Dane | Lady in Low-Cut Dress | Unowned |
| Jerry Baker | Painter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Paul Barton | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Johnny Briggs | Plasterer (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Mary Burleigh | Camper (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Derek Chafer | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Brenda Cowling | Wife (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Ray Edwards | Man with Water (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Lucy Griffiths | Lady with Hat (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Renee Heimer | Woman in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| George Hilsdon | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Steve Ismay | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Sidney Johnson | Man with Glasses (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Sam Kelly | Projectionist (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Beverley Keys | Camper (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Stanley McGeagh | Short-Sighted Man (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Alan Meacham | Painter (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Drina Pavlovic | Courting Girl (uncredited) | Unowned |
| James Payne | Man in Caravan (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Peter Roy | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Roderick Smith | Student (uncredited) | Unowned | |
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Gerald Thomas | Mynah Bird (voice) (uncredited) | Unowned |
| Reg Thomason | Man in Audience (uncredited) | Unowned | |
| Caroline Whitaker | Student (uncredited) | Unowned |