The Big Tease
Kevin Allen1999-11-26
He saw. He combed. He conquered.
5.7
87 min
Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Craig Ferguson | Crawford Mackenzie | Unowned |
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Frances Fisher | Candy | Unowned |
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Mary McCormack | Monique | Unowned |
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Donal Logue | Eamonn | Unowned |
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Larry Miller | Dunston Cactus | Unowned |
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Charles Napier | Sen. Warren Crockett | Unowned |
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Michael Paul Chan | Clarence | Unowned |
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Sara Gilbert | Gretle Dickens | Unowned |
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Ted McGinley | Johnny Darjerling | Unowned |
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Nina Siemaszko | Betty Fuego | Unowned |
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David Rasche | Stig | Unowned |
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Chris Langham | BBC Interviewer | Unowned |
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David Hasselhoff | David Hasselhoff | Unowned |
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Drew Carey | Drew Carey | Unowned |
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Cathy Lee Crosby | Cathy Lee Crosby | Unowned |
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Caitlyn Jenner | Bruce Jenner | Unowned |
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Melissa Rivers | Dianne Abbott | Unowned |
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Cynthia Basinet | Hotel Clerk | Unowned |
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Emily Procter | Young Valhenna Woman | Unowned |
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Jay Thomas | Tony Bolero (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Isabella Aitken | Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie | Unowned |
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Kevin Allen | Gareth Trundle | Unowned |
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Angela McCluskey | Senga Magoogan | Unowned |
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Francine York | Elegant Woman | Unowned |
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Norm Compton | Cop Driver | Unowned |
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Loren Lazerine | Bear Suit Person | Unowned |
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Robert Fisher | Bunny Suit Person | Unowned |
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Steven M. Porter | Chicken Suit Person | Unowned |
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Evie Peck | Reindeer Suit Person | Unowned |
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Robert Sherman | Constance | Unowned |
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Lawrence Young | Dave London | Unowned |
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Justin Pierce | Skateboard Kid | Unowned |
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Marcia Wright | Monique's Receptionist | Unowned |
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Koji Toyoda | Dick Miyake | Unowned |
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Kyle Kraska | Bob Flaps | Unowned |
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Ricky Callan | Frank Wad | Unowned |
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William Fisher | TV Reporter | Unowned |
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Vicki Liddelle | Margaret Sim | Unowned |
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Padam Singh | Mr. Patel | Unowned |
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Robert Maffia | Police Officer | Unowned |
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Evelyn Iocolano | Hotel Receptionist | Unowned |
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Sam Rubin | TV Anchor | Unowned |
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Veronica Webb | Veronica Webb | Unowned |
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John Paul DeJoria | John Paul Mitchell | Unowned |
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José Eber | Jose Eber | Unowned |
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Eloise DeJoria | Judge #2 | Unowned |
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Giuseppe Franco | Judge #3 | Unowned |
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Sascha Ferguson | Judge #4 | Unowned |
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Millie Gervasi | Judge #5 | Unowned |
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Kylie Bax | Stig's Hair Model | Unowned |
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Kimora Lee Simmons | Dick Miyake's Hair Model | Unowned |
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Contrelle Pinkney | Dave London's Hair Model | Unowned |
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Bobby Bluebell | Angry Hedge Man | Unowned |
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Sergio Brie | Ronnie the 'Beefeater' | Unowned |
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John Pankow | Waiter at Epicentre (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Rochelle Rose | Isabelle (uncredited) | Unowned |