The Lumberjack of All Trades

Eric Walter
2006-06-09

The Greatest Thrill Classic of All Time
6
71 min

Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?

Cast

Name Character Team
Ken Johnson Mark the Lumberjack Unowned
The Chris Bosies Brick McPherson Unowned
Sammy Barnes Greasy Joe Unowned
Warren Bloodsworth Jr. Winston Unowned
Bob Connelly The Prospector Unowned
Don Atkinson Bunky Unowned
Matt Ripa Sam Bucket Unowned
John Taylor Bob Bucket Unowned
Josh Taylor Bill Bucket Unowned
Graham Caldwell Sheriff Hanson Unowned
Kurt Ludwick Deputy Allen Unowned
Jim King The Doc Unowned
Richard Bird Arnie Unowned
Paul Klaverweiden Mitch Unowned
Jordan A. Nichols Frank Greene Unowned
Mary Vease Mee Maw Unowned
Robert Walter Officer Butch Unowned
Fred Wimbrow Bigfoot Unowned
Jon Parke Jerk Bear Unowned
Brian Keane Dan Doppler Unowned
Michael Hudson Porn-mag Pete Unowned
Joan Morris Leonard's Mistress Unowned
Matt Bogdan Dennis Loafer Unowned
Rob Schneider Big Bury Bomber #1 Unowned
Nancy Davies Big Bury Bomber #2 Unowned
Vaughn H. Waters Pimp Daddy Unowned
Matthew LaCurts Cheap Charlie (voice) Unowned
Eric Walter The Bitch (voice) Unowned