Just because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.
7.382
92 min
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Brian O'Halloran | Dante | Unowned |
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Jeff Anderson | Randal | Unowned |
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Marilyn Ghigliotti | Veronica | Unowned |
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Lisa Spoonauer | Caitlin | Unowned |
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Jason Mewes | Jay | Unowned |
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Kevin Smith | Silent Bob | Unowned |
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Scott Mosier | William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner | Unowned |
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Scott Schiaffo | Chewlie's Rep | Unowned |
| Al Berkowitz | Old Man | Unowned | |
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Walt Flanagan | Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer | Unowned |
| Ed Hapstak | Sanford / Angry Mourner | Unowned | |
| Lee Bendick | #812 Wynarski | Unowned | |
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David Klein | Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned |
| Pattijean Csik | Coroner | Unowned | |
| Ken Clark | Administer of Fine / Orderly | Unowned | |
| Donna Jeanne | Indecisive Video Customer | Unowned | |
| Virginia Smith | Caged Animal Masturbator | Unowned | |
| Betsy Broussard | Dental School Video Customer | Unowned | |
| Ernest O'Donnell | Trainer | Unowned | |
| Kimberly Loughran | Alyssa's Sister Heather | Unowned | |
| Gary Stern | Tabloid Reading Customer | Unowned | |
| Joe Bagnole | Cat-Watching Customer | Unowned | |
| John Henry Westhead | Olaf the Russian Metalhead | Unowned | |
| Chuck Bickel | Stuck in Chips Can | Unowned | |
| Leslie Hope | Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned | |
| Connie O'Conner | 'Happy Scrappy' Mom | Unowned | |
| Vincent Pereira | Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer | Unowned | |
| Ashley Pereira | 'Happy Scrappy' Kid | Unowned | |
| Erix Infante | Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover | Unowned | |
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Melissa Crawford | Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned |
| Thomas Burke | Blue Collar Man | Unowned | |
| Dan Hapstak | Door Tugging Customer | Unowned | |
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Mitch Cohen | Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned |
| Matthew Banta | Burner Looking for Weed | Unowned | |
| Rajiv Thapar | Cut-Off Customer | Unowned | |
| Mike Belicose | Customer with Diapers | Unowned | |
| Jane Kuritz | Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves | Unowned | |
| Grace Smith | Milk Lady | Unowned | |
| Frances Cresci | Little Smoking Girl | Unowned | |
| Matt Crawford | Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned | |
| Sarla Thapar | Angry Crowd at Door | Unowned | |
| Brian Drinkwater | Hockey Player | Unowned | |
| Bob Fisler | Hockey Player | Unowned | |
| Derek Jaccodine | Hockey Player | Unowned | |
| Matthew Pereira | Angry Smoking Crowd | Unowned | |
| Frank Pereira | Angry Smoking Crowd | Unowned | |
| Carl Roth | Angry Smoking Crowd | Unowned | |
| Paul C. Finn | Angry Smoking Crowd | Unowned |