Happy, Texas
Mark Illsley1999-12-03
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
5.7
98 min
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
|---|---|---|---|
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Jeremy Northam | Harry Sawyer | Unowned |
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Steve Zahn | Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr. | Unowned |
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William H. Macy | Sheriff Chappy Dent | Goutbreak |
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Ally Walker | Josephine "Joe" McClintock | Unowned |
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Illeana Douglas | Doreen Schaefer | Unowned |
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M.C. Gainey | Bob Maslow | Unowned |
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Ron Perlman | Marshal Nalhober | Goutbreak |
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Mo Gaffney | Mrs. Bromley | Unowned |
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Paul Dooley | The Judge | Unowned |
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Jillian Berard | Madison | Unowned |
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Scarlett Pomers | Jency | Unowned |
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Melissa Arnold | Other Happy Girl | Unowned |
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Cassie Silva | Other Happy Girl | Unowned |
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Tiffany Takara | Other Happy Girl | Unowned |
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Tim Bagley | David | Unowned |
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Michael Hitchcock | Steven | Unowned |
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Ed Stone | Alton | Unowned |
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Rance Howard | Ely | Unowned |
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Derek Montgomery | Bully Boy | Unowned |
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Kiva Lawrence | Pageant Judge | Unowned |
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Carley Fink | "Little Light Girl" | Unowned |
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David Shackelford | Varnel | Unowned |
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Kim Story | Guard | Unowned |
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Mark Illsley | Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Tim Cowgill | Local Cowboy (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Krista Lewis | Bank Teller (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Keo Woolford | Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited) | Unowned |
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Guy J. Graves | Tow Truck Driver (uncredited) | Unowned |