It's witty! It's zany! It's just plain funny!
7.4
104 min
In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents.
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Christopher de Leon | Johnny | Unowned |
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Charo Santos | Melanie | Unowned |
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Jay Ilagan | Nonong | Unowned |
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Sandy Andolong | Nancy | Unowned |
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Boboy Garrovillo | Omota | Unowned |
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Johnny Delgado | Filipino Master | Unowned |
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Armida Siguion-Reyna | Madame Lily | Unowned |
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Leo Martinez | Fr. Blanco | Unowned |
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Moody Diaz | Ms. Melody / Virgie | Unowned |
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Joe Jardi | Wagner | Unowned |
| Danny Javier | Santacruzan | Unowned | |
| George Javier | Japanese Master | Unowned | |
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Nanette Inventor | Mother Superior | Unowned |
| Bert Miranda | Chinese Bodyguard 1 | Unowned | |
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Tommy Yap | Chinese Bodyguard 2 | Unowned |
| Ella Reyes | Ella | Unowned | |
| Marietta Sta. Juana | Rose | Unowned | |
| Roger Vivero | Sergeant 1 | Unowned | |
| Manny Tibayan | Sergeant 2 | Unowned | |
| Lily Miraflor | Customs Examiner | Unowned | |
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Ike Jarlego Jr. | Customs Examiner (1969) | Unowned |
| Danny Rojo | Customs Examiner (1976) | Unowned | |
| Marlene Natividad | Fake Nun | Unowned | |
| Pinky Buencamino | Fake Nun | Unowned | |
| Yamin Olfindo | Fake Nun | Unowned | |
| Thaemar Panuncialman | Fake Nun | Unowned | |
| Lea Locsin | Fake Nun | Unowned | |
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Ding Achacoso | Technician | Unowned |
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Cesar Hernando | Technician | Unowned |
| Noli Gamboa | Technician | Unowned | |
| Romy Dollero | Guy in the Jail | Unowned | |
| Joseph Olfindo | Waiter | Unowned | |
| Fred Punzal | Chinaman | Unowned | |
| Precy Beltran | Chinawoman | Unowned | |
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Jim Paredes | Conductor | Unowned |