Brain Smasher... A Love Story
Albert Pyun1993-11-17
5.1
88 min
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Andrew Dice Clay | Ed Molloy | Unowned |
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Teri Hatcher | Samantha Crain | Unowned |
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Yuji Okumoto | Wu | Unowned |
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Deborah Van Valkenburgh | Cammy Crain | Unowned |
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Brion James | Brown | Unowned |
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Tim Thomerson | Black | Unowned |
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Charles Rocket | Jones | Unowned |
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Nicholas Guest | Smith | Unowned |
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Dorothy Dells | Miss Bellows | Unowned |
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Wrick Jones | Lead Officer | Unowned |
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Galen Schrick | Jim Romero | Unowned |
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Steve Tancora | Bob Brisco | Unowned |
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Peter Kwong | Red Monk | Unowned |
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Danny Perkin | Guy in Line 2 | Unowned |
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Ross Huffman-Kerr | Night Manager | Unowned |
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Russ Fast | Ted | Unowned |
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Billie Worley | Punk | Unowned |
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Dee Booher | Bertha | Unowned |
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Liz Sheridan | Ma Molloy | Unowned |
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Lin Shaye | Make up Artist | Unowned |
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Sonia Satra | Model 1 | Unowned |
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Ralph Monaco | Molloy Dad | Unowned |
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Anahit Minasyan | Model 2 | Unowned |
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Nichole McAuley | Veronica (uncredited) | Unowned |