My Big Fat Independent Movie
Philip Zlotorynski2005-09-30
The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!
3.118
80 min
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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Paget Brewster | Julianne | Unowned |
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Neil Barton | Sam Saperstein | Unowned |
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Ashley Head | Anomalie | Unowned |
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Eric Hoffman | Harvey Hirschberg | Unowned |
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Brian Krow | Memento Guy | Unowned |
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Darren Keefe Reiher | Johnny Vince | Unowned |
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Averill Kessee | Surprise Chocolate Lover | Unowned |
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Jeanelle Smith | Heather Picture | Unowned |
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Saba Homayoon | Heather (voice) | Unowned |
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Jason Mewes | Answering Machine (voice) | Unowned |
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Gregory Gifford Giles | Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband | Unowned |
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Nicolas Read | Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1 | Unowned |
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Darren Richardson | Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2 | Unowned |
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Paul Goebel | Crime Boss | Unowned |
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Allan Wayne Anderson | Creepy Cowboy | Unowned |
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Beverly Lynne | Hot Blonde Lesbian #1 | Unowned |
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Rebecca Riken | Hot Brunette Lesbian | Unowned |
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Oliver Vogt | Filthy Mysterious Bum | Unowned |
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Manolo Travieso | El Mariachi Guy | Unowned |
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Philip Zlotorynski | White Guy | Unowned |
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Liam Hearne | Hitler | Unowned |
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Pauly Shore | Self | Unowned |
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Jasna Meshko | Hot Blonde Lesbian #2 | Unowned |
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Rob Schrab | Bald Genius | Unowned |
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Abraham Kleiman | Rabbi Eyns | Unowned |
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Henri Lubatti | Rabbi Tsvey | Unowned |
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Dan Mirvish | Rabbi Dray | Unowned |
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Claudia Katz | Bound Secretary | Unowned |
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Robert Eaton | Creepy Security Guard | Unowned |
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Bob Odenkirk | Steve | Zac E. Chan |
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Pete Jones | Self | Unowned |
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Woodie Wade | Undercover Cop | Unowned |
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Jimmy Ryan | Malkovich Man | Unowned |
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Amy Keranen | Confused Chick | Unowned |
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Regina Berger | Running German Girl (Lola) | Unowned |
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Hope Levy | Greek Wedding Girl | Unowned |
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Neil Dooley | Greek Father | Unowned |
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Chi Chi Navarro | Greek Grandma | Unowned |
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John Fortson | Spader | Unowned |
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David Douglas | Spike | Unowned |
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Clint Howard | The Mechanic | Unowned |
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Robert Ciresi Jr | Greek Husband | Unowned |
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Neil Hopkins | Lanky Man | Unowned |
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Brittney Skye | Bar Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Heather Korn | Bar Girl #2 | Unowned |
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Julie Strain | Self | Unowned |
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Dan Heinan | Toxic Avenger | Unowned |
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Chris Gore | Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Ward Roberts | Boy Scout | Unowned |
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Lizzy Strain | Orgy Girl | Unowned |
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John Tamaki | Midget, Dwarf, Little Person | Unowned |
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Michelle Molchanov | Female Dancer | Unowned |
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Karen Lamarche Roberto | Female Dancer | Unowned |
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Andrea Bogart | Female Dancer | Unowned |
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Claudia Velasco | Female Dancer | Unowned |
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Jamie Allen | Male Dancer | Unowned |
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Justin Deater | Male Dancer | Unowned |
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Dennis Kyle | Male Dancer | Unowned |
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Kyle Bruich | Male Dancer | Unowned |
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Caroline Rivers | Girl in a Tutu with a Gun | Unowned |
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Jim Agnew | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Mark Bell | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Eric Campos | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Megan Ford | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Michael Muzerall | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Chris Roach | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Brian Rowe | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Jon Schnepp | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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David Glanzer | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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Spencer Grove | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |
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David Wiggins | Mexican Standoff Extra | Unowned |