Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Joey Smack1999-10-26
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...
4.1
102 min
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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William Hellfire | Derwin | Unowned |
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Joey Smack | Derick | Unowned |
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Erin Brown | Bible Girl | Unowned |
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Lilly Tiger | Play Girl | Unowned |
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Chris Perez | Car Kid | Unowned |
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Henry Krinkle | Retard | Unowned |
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Mikey Ovum | Spam Jock | Unowned |
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Ryan Trimmer | Benchpress | Unowned |
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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward | Afro-American | Unowned |
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Marie Mazur | Song Girl | Unowned |
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Mike Ronor | Goth Boy | Unowned |
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Liz Bathory | Goth Girl | Unowned |
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Michael Lema | No Info Boy | Unowned |
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Jacqueline D'angelo | 911 Dispatcher | Unowned |
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Michelle Chard | 911 Girl | Unowned |
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Beef Hunkster | Teacher | Unowned |
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Michael L. Raso | Young Derwin / The Police Chief | Unowned |
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Stephen Harris | The Fathers | Unowned |
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Pamela Anne | The Mothers | Unowned |
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Larry Wellman | The Principal | Unowned |
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Pete Floris | Internet Teacher | Unowned |
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Murtal Murtz | School Announcer | Unowned |
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Pete Jacelone | The Janitor | Unowned |
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Thomas Linden | The Gun Man | Unowned |
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Hernandez | The Gun Mans Assistant | Unowned |
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Minty Hansen | Cafeteria Lady | Unowned |
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John James | Bible Boy | Unowned |
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Martina Solej | Screaming Girl | Unowned |
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Lora Lane | Newscaster | Unowned |
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Nathan Lanman | Cameraman | Unowned |
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Carl Pitt | Policeman | Unowned |
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Mick Leo | Swat Answering Machine | Unowned |
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Michael Lione | Teenage Boy #1 | Unowned |
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Patrick Henderson | Teenage Boy #2 | Unowned |
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Michael J Scillia | Surviving Jock #1 | Unowned |
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Kyle Lee Laferrière | Surviving Jock #2 | Unowned |
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Justine | Rose Girl | Unowned |
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John Link | Scientist | Unowned |
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Bob Gonzo | Entrepreneur | Unowned |
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John Bacchus | The Preacher | Unowned |
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John Paul Fedele | G.U.N. Association Representative | Unowned |