Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Joey Smack1999-10-26
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School...
4.1
97 min
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
Cast
| Name | Character | Team | |
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William Hellfire | Derwin | Unowned |
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Joey Smack | Derick | Unowned |
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Erin Brown | Bible Girl | Unowned |
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Lilly Tiger | Play Girl | Unowned |
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Chris Perez | Car Kid | Unowned |
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Robert Manrique | Retard | Unowned |
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Ryan Trimmer | Benchpress | Unowned |
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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward | Afro-American | Unowned |
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Marie Mazur | Song Girl | Unowned |
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Liz Bathory | Goth Girl | Unowned |
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Mickey Ovum | Spam Jock | Unowned |
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Michael L. Raso | Young Derwin / The Police Chief | Unowned |
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John Bacchus | The Preacher | Unowned |
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John Paul Fedele | G.U.N. Association Representative | Unowned |
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Nathan Lanman | Cameraman | Unowned |
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John Link | Scientist | Unowned |
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Bob Gonzo | Entrepreneur | Unowned |